I've got lots of allergies, you know
And I'm not the biggest fan of curry
So when you offered to cook me tea
Why does it seem like you're tryna kill me? Mmm
Just a mistake you put them on? Don't tell me lies
The end result's the same (ooh-ooh-ooh):
My tongue's in massive pain, ooh, you said this was plain

Man, leave the peppers o-off next time you fix this bro-oth
It's far too late to fix i-i-it now
I've got my meds with me-e, I'll be just fine, you'll see-ee
But for now, mate, I'll yell qui-ui-uite lou-oud
At you for giving me thi-i-is death sou-oup now

Told you outright when you first asked me-e
If I was up for eating out tonight (always a-am, always a-am)
I just can't believe the nerve of you
Serving me that spicy-ass goo
Don't you dare say that you warned me, that's utter shite
This is on you, okay (ooh-ooh-ooh)?
My tongue's all burnt and flayed, no, you can't look, mate

Man, leave those peppers o-off next time, they're way too ho-ot (yeah)
You need to turn your soup wa-a-ay down (oh-oh-oh-ooh-ooh)
Whether they're red or gree-een, they don't agree with me-e
It's the only real truth ri-i-ight no-ow
Not lying about it, no-o-o way, no-o how (mmm-mmm-mmm)

Twas only pepper flakes? That's more than I can take (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
I had this last Monday? That can only be nonse-ense
There's this water in my eyes, so I'm not gonna dignify your pure bollo-ocks
With a response, du-ude

Man, leave those peppers o-o-o-off, they're way too bloody ho-ot (buddy)
I want to (hoo) hack my lungs ri-i-ight out (cough up a lu-ung no-ow)
Thanks for the tasty trea-eat (hoo)
To put my tongue at ea-ease (I'd like some more, plea-ease)
What's this green doo-da any-y-yho-ow (has to be the best chow)?
Wait, it's a pepper? Wha-at (yeah-eah-eah)? That can't be, must be wro-ong (oh, no, no)
Cause that throws my whole story-y-y out (he-e-ey)
No story, truth, I mea-ean (that's not what I mea-ea-ean)
It makes no sense to me-e (ooh-hoo-ooh-ooh-hoo)
I feel like a complete twi-i-it no-ow
Oh, I think it's best if I le-e-et myse-elf out