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Song Parodies -> "Blocks (Tetris)"
Original Song Title:
"Clocks"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Coldplay
Parody Song Title:
"Blocks (Tetris)"
Parody Written by:
Ethan Mawyer
The Lyrics
Guide them down at a rapid clip
Nine's not quite fine – too quick to flip
I'm running out of room quickly
I should start at level three
Speed has,
Calmed down and my finger joints
Helped me rack up lots of points
I've got stubble that won't be shaved
Since I'll be playing this all day
Isn't too hard, so far
It's true that this game rocks
I'm so enthralled here spinning blocks
Now the music's a different tune
I hope I won't be losing soon
Getting much too rapid for me
Got lots of lines like Disney
But there won't be many more
Since the screen is so holey
It got too hard, too hard
Too hard, too hard
Too hard, too hard
Too hard, too hard
I'm wondering who cares
I wonder if you care
Is anybody there?
Hope, hope, I'll get rockets to go
Sky, high, if they launch then I know
I, might, get to flaunt my high score
Don't know what I would do that for
Nine's not quite fine – too quick to flip
I'm running out of room quickly
I should start at level three
Speed has,
Calmed down and my finger joints
Helped me rack up lots of points
I've got stubble that won't be shaved
Since I'll be playing this all day
Isn't too hard, so far
It's true that this game rocks
I'm so enthralled here spinning blocks
Now the music's a different tune
I hope I won't be losing soon
Getting much too rapid for me
Got lots of lines like Disney
But there won't be many more
Since the screen is so holey
It got too hard, too hard
Too hard, too hard
Too hard, too hard
Too hard, too hard
I'm wondering who cares
I wonder if you care
Is anybody there?
Hope, hope, I'll get rockets to go
Sky, high, if they launch then I know
I, might, get to flaunt my high score
Don't know what I would do that for
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I'm suprised that no-one else has voted on this yet, coz it's pretty good! 544
Speed has, Calmed down and my finger joints Helped me rack up lots of points I've got stubble that won't be shaved Since I'll be playing this all day -- That part actually reminded me of Chris Martin's long fingers and awesome little beard stubblets. XD NIce parody, you'll get high marks from me. =)
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