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Song Parodies -> "Ain't No Faker Tan"
Original Song Title:
"Ain't No Other Man"
Original Performer:
Christina Aguilera
Parody Song Title:
"Ain't No Faker Tan"
Parody Written by:
Blaydeman
The Lyrics
Apologies to any Jersey Shore fans this may offend.
Intro: Hey!!!!!
It’s Snooki honey
Verse 1: She resides in Jersey Shore
I think she might be a hoe
Somethin’ ‘bout her isn’t right
Could it be skin? Well it might
Don’t know what that girl did, but she is orange
And I don’t think that’s normal
Hook: Tell MTV, that maybe
She looks a little fake
It’s not PG, unseemly
Could it be a mistake?
And ev’ry time I see her
Al my mind begins to quake
It’s Snooki honey
Chorus: Ain’t no faker tan
A plan, has been unheard
Ain’t no faker tan
In the land, compares to her (compares to her)
She’s the kinda gal, not a pal
No friend of mine
Weird ass poof, got no class
Basketball, bouncy orange ass (oh yeah)
Ain’t no faker tan, on Earth
Ain’t no faker tan than hers
Verse 2: Never thought this would occur (no, no, no)
A show with an orangish girl (oh, no, no)
Once was unknown, now she’s here (hell no!)
I wish she would disappear (yeah)
Pickles are what she wants, and she wants one
I think that I’ve had enough
Hook: See that Snooki, a look-see
You’ll see a large orange tush
It’s not PG, unseemly
She really likes to “smush”
And ev’ry time I see her
She looks just like an orange smurf
Oh! Ah!
Chorus: Ain’t no faker tan
At hand, got an issue
Ain’t no faker tan
Understand, tan booth misuse
She’s the kinda gal, not a pal
No friend of mine
Traffic cones, clementines
Skin looks like, construction signs
Ain’t no faker tan on Earth
Ain’t no faker tan than hers
Bridge: Ain’t no faker
Ain’t, ain’t no faker, faker
Ain’t no faker
Ain’t, ain’t no faker maker
Ain’t no faker
I,I, don’t wanna take her
Ain’t no faker tanthan hers boys
Not your screen, no adjusting
That’s her tone, don’t touch that phone
TV’s not broke, this ain’t no joke
She’s the only one who thinks that she looks good like that
Yeah, yeah
Chorus: Ain’t no faker tan
A plan, has been unheard
Ain’t no faker tan
In the land, compares to her (compares to her)
She’s the kinda gal, not a pal
No friend of mine
Weird ass poof, got no class
Basketball, bouncy orange ass (oh yeah)
Ain’t no faker tan, on Earth
Ain’t no faker tan than hers
And I am telling you
That there ain’t no faker tan than hers
Chorus: Ain’t no faker tan
At hand, got an issue
Ain’t no faker tan
Understand, tan booth misuse
She’s the kinda gal, not a pal
No friend of mine
Traffic cones, clementines
Skin looks like, construction signs
Ain’t no faker tan on Earth
Ain’t no faker tan than hers
It’s Snooki honey
Verse 1: She resides in Jersey Shore
I think she might be a hoe
Somethin’ ‘bout her isn’t right
Could it be skin? Well it might
Don’t know what that girl did, but she is orange
And I don’t think that’s normal
Hook: Tell MTV, that maybe
She looks a little fake
It’s not PG, unseemly
Could it be a mistake?
And ev’ry time I see her
Al my mind begins to quake
It’s Snooki honey
Chorus: Ain’t no faker tan
A plan, has been unheard
Ain’t no faker tan
In the land, compares to her (compares to her)
She’s the kinda gal, not a pal
No friend of mine
Weird ass poof, got no class
Basketball, bouncy orange ass (oh yeah)
Ain’t no faker tan, on Earth
Ain’t no faker tan than hers
Verse 2: Never thought this would occur (no, no, no)
A show with an orangish girl (oh, no, no)
Once was unknown, now she’s here (hell no!)
I wish she would disappear (yeah)
Pickles are what she wants, and she wants one
I think that I’ve had enough
Hook: See that Snooki, a look-see
You’ll see a large orange tush
It’s not PG, unseemly
She really likes to “smush”
And ev’ry time I see her
She looks just like an orange smurf
Oh! Ah!
Chorus: Ain’t no faker tan
At hand, got an issue
Ain’t no faker tan
Understand, tan booth misuse
She’s the kinda gal, not a pal
No friend of mine
Traffic cones, clementines
Skin looks like, construction signs
Ain’t no faker tan on Earth
Ain’t no faker tan than hers
Bridge: Ain’t no faker
Ain’t, ain’t no faker, faker
Ain’t no faker
Ain’t, ain’t no faker maker
Ain’t no faker
I,I, don’t wanna take her
Ain’t no faker tanthan hers boys
Not your screen, no adjusting
That’s her tone, don’t touch that phone
TV’s not broke, this ain’t no joke
She’s the only one who thinks that she looks good like that
Yeah, yeah
Chorus: Ain’t no faker tan
A plan, has been unheard
Ain’t no faker tan
In the land, compares to her (compares to her)
She’s the kinda gal, not a pal
No friend of mine
Weird ass poof, got no class
Basketball, bouncy orange ass (oh yeah)
Ain’t no faker tan, on Earth
Ain’t no faker tan than hers
And I am telling you
That there ain’t no faker tan than hers
Chorus: Ain’t no faker tan
At hand, got an issue
Ain’t no faker tan
Understand, tan booth misuse
She’s the kinda gal, not a pal
No friend of mine
Traffic cones, clementines
Skin looks like, construction signs
Ain’t no faker tan on Earth
Ain’t no faker tan than hers
January 12, 2011
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I hate Snooki and Jersey Shore. Probably the worst form of television ever conjured up by Satan himself but this was a great parody.
I was hoping this would be about John Boehner. Alas... As I've said before, I don't need to watch "Jersey Shore," because I live in New Jersey and I see people like that every day! I see dumb people!
Fugetaboutit, dis was funny! (And if want something even funnier, go to the South park website and watch the episode "It's A Jersey Thing". FUNNIEST thing they have ever dond!!)
Mark I've seen that episode of South Park, it is hilarious!
Count me as one of the lucky people who has never seen this show, and I am very proud of it. At least I know who Snooki is, so it was good and funny how you stuck to that topic until it was a dead horse (i mean that as a compliment). I wondered what else you could have said besides "Faker faker" for some variety, minor quibble.
(Artistry) Like Aggy I have never watched the show, and from the sound of it, I should count myself lucky. Fun write though, and it works even for people like me who don't know what a "Snooki" is.
(Artistry) Never seen the show, and given the comments that's probably a good thing. Parody's pretty good, could've used some more variation in the choruses, but still pretty good. 555 orange douchebags for you!
Same here as Agri pretty much. . .familiar with Snooki because of other people on the site, . .
Oh man, I need to catch the South Park episode! Funny take on someone who really deserves it :)
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