(verse one):
Missing quite a few verbs
"Vera...what?... in some herbs"
Also, an adjective
won't you please come and give
This book needs be sieved
Mental block, not again
a freeze took o'er my brain
The sun rises and falls, I'm so late
and my publisher holds my fate, mmhmm
After all, my last book sold by millions
you must think my ego has exceeded my own weight
Nope, uh-uh, oh sure, you're right
See, if it wasn't for your sitting up real late
and for you immeasurable thoughts of 'It's so great'
So I wanna say buy more

(chorus):
'Cause it gives me much more thoughts of
how to get characters to fall in love
How to get this one out of gloves
see, that's what makes me a good writer
Sitting all day and trying to think
I am hoping my brain will kick in
I am so smart enough
I hope that makes me a good writer, oh, ohhh

(verse two):
Didn't know it would come
how could I've been so dumb?
All of the backlashing
from the public who burned my books in bonfires
But soon, someone will realize
I, they, idealize
So, my comeback will be
so big I'd be Leno
and my ego will grow, uh-huh
After all my books are famous and
translated into many languages, for all to read
Oh, of course, uh-huh, it's so true
If it wasn't for all of the rumors and
lies that have circulated over the internet, so I
Wanna say you're all so wrong

(chorus):
'Cause it gives me much more thoughts of
how to get characters to fall in love
How to get this one out of gloves
see, that's what makes me a good writer
Sitting all day and trying to think
I am hoping my brain will kick in
I am so smart enough
I hope that makes me a good writer, oh, ohhh