Too much Guinness, it will make you sick
Drink in the morning can be worse
Makes it hard to know which road to go down
You need a shot to get through work

Is this lager? Is this Kirsch?
Am I sitting on your purse?
Has this drink been filled with back-wash?
Every day we're out to pull
Spend the night on a pub crawl
Urinating on the back wall

Just know that you're not in the city alone
There's always police that walk around on patrol
If you gotta pee, gotta go in the dark
Or just go back, back, back, back, back to the pub, oh

Any drink is worth having
I'm sure enough worth buying for
Quitting's out of the question
When you get drunk, gotta buy some more

We spend the night, night, night, night, night at the pub
We spend the night, night, night, night, night at the pub
We spend the night, night, night, night, night at the pub
When you're hungover, gotta find a cure

Now every day we know to pick up chicks
But you might try a bit too hard
All you can do is try to keep your sick down
Can't spew away on her arm

'Til I sober up, I'll be leaving along
I think I'm misplaced, I cannot find my own home
When you fall asleep, you wake up in the park
Let's just go back, back, back, back, back to the pub, oh

Any drink is worth having
I'm sure enough worth buying for
Quitting's out of the question
When you get drunk, gotta buy some more

We spend the night, night, night, night, night at the pub
We spend the night, night, night, night, night at the pub
We spend the night, night, night, night, night at the pub
When you're hungover, gotta find a cure

And my head, it is hanging
I feel that I'm ready to blow
[To taxi driver] Mate, you're driving too fast
You just need to slow down or I'll *bleurgh*

Any drink is worth having
I'm sure enough worth buying for
Quitting's out of the question
When you get drunk, gotta buy some more

We spend the night, night, night, night, night at the pub
We spend the night, night, night, night, night at the pub
We spend the night, night, night, night, night at the pub
When you're hungover, gotta find a cure

We spend the night, night, night, night, night at the pub
We spend the night, night, night, night, night at the pub
We spend the night, night, night, night, night at the pub
When you're hungover, gotta find a cure