Look, I know you think it's great fun
Comedians are good for yucks
One schtick rubs the wrong way: bash their wife

She's always nagging while they watch TV
The woman they abhor, that's what it's seeming
So what did they see in her to try for life
With this "damn broad" that they despise?

No, this is not funny
Yes, it feels quite scummy
Seems ev'ry line's alike, dude
Diss their wife

Man, I tell you, if she's that damn harsh
Should get divorced, cause no love, he imparts
"She gets dressed up, takes way too long now, she's such a cow"
Such bitterness comes through his vocals now

No, this is not punchy
It could be quite funny
If it seemed like love shined, dude
Diss their wife

I might be blowing things out of proportion
Might overreact, way too much caution
But I just can't take it, one long bitter screed
Are not "playful ribbing", they're mean-spirited
E'vry single phrase is a nasty jab
Is the joke that he's a prick? That's not for me

It's just not funny
Yes, this feels quite scummy
So you won't find a smile, dude
Diss their wife
No, this crap's not funny
How he describes "Honey"
Neither quite seem nice, dude
Diss their wife

It's so low, dude, I yearn for puns