they see me rollin
in the mud
my mum says im getting way too dirty
she says im getting way too dirty
she says im getting way too dirty
she says im getting way too dirty
she says im getting way too dirty
my bathroom walls are like
a football pitch
my mum says im getting way too dirty
she says im getting way too dirty
she says im getting way too dirty
she says im getting too dirty
she says im getting way too dirty




first thing every one look at me
i wonder what were gonna' have for tea
my hampsters name is jerry bob lee
id preffer coffee ,but ill drink tee
my friends hampster is called larry
he collects paper clips and stationary
i like beer but im not much for sherry
i still believe in the tooth fairy
am i normal, i have a doubt
i got 23 year old laces
got a turtle who can draw smiley faces
i went to a vets and made my dog have braces

i got aload of friends who like a hang out with a group of gays
i dont see'em for a couple of days
cuz im inside in a week long daze
im dreaming so dont wake me up before im out of this maze
people say im number one
dont like call of duty cuz im afraid of guns
i got a dictinary than ways 3 tone's
i kick my cat, just for fun

oh, you know batman is my favourite theme song
icouldnt understand aone single rule of ping pong
I'll ace any halo 3 game you bring on
dont know what javascript was so i asked my mum
here my ass i sit on

they see me rollin
on the floor
my mum says im getting way too dirty
she says im getting way too dirty
she says im getting way too dirty
she says im getting way too dirty
she says im getting way too dirty
my bathroom walls are like
a football pitch
my mum says im getting way too dirty
she says im getting way too dirty
she says im getting way too dirty
she says im getting too dirty
she says im getting way too dirty



I've been browsing, regret
downloadable mp3s you know I collect 'em
the apps in my files
I must protect 'em
my pc keyboard never leave when im bored
i look for illegal for downloadable media
I wrote an encyclipedia
I memorized the lyrics to this song really well
I can hack into the pc and do it but no one can tell
i got buisness sellin adults tights
when they need long sock like things who do they call?
i got neon colours for em all
even got a different size for my dog!
Yo! i got may a beer, a 6 pack
i think its drink that i lack
i search google for socks on my mac
tick tock!hope no one sees me have a wee wee

I'm lazy in the extreme, i get tired even to lean
I was in av club and Glee club and even the chess team!
Only quistion i ever thoard was ever hard was
do like like vanilla?
do i even like ice cream?
i dont know but i still aint clean