I am so fat. I weigh 407.
I am so fat. I weigh 407.
Oh but Jared, Yes Jared, He helped me

Cause he said that a sandwich can save us.
It might just help you lose some weight
Combined with hours of walking
You'll watch as the pounds fly away.

Jared told me Subway would save us
6 grams of fat or less, how great would that be?
They're all very filling, and taste thrilling
Your weight will not gain

And he said that a sandwich can save us.
It might just help you lose some weight
Combined with hours of walking
You'll watch as the pounds fly away.

Now my that butt stopped expanding, here's what I'm suggesting to you
You have to stop eating tacos, cause stuff your face just won't do

And he said that a sandwich can save us.
It might just help you lose some weight
If you sit on the couch and just chow down
Your gut will get bigger each day.