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Song Parodies -> "Zero"
Original Song Title:
"Hero"
Original Performer:
Chad Kroeger & Josey Scott
Parody Song Title:
"Zero"
Parody Written by:
Jared
The Lyrics
As sung by the world's most underrated digit
I'm standing here, next to a seven
I'm standing here, next to a seven
Yeah, this seven
Seven is now seventy
And they say that
A zero is nothing
But I can make eighty from eight
I'll stand next to small numbers
And make them become very great
Someone told me
I would be nothing
Next to small digits
I make them something
And they say that
A zero is nothing
But I can make eighty from eight
I'll stand next to small numbers
And make them become very great
Now that this number is ending
The tens place I'm sending for you
That is the power of zero
That is what I'm meant to do
And they say that
A zero is nothing
But I can make eighty from eight
I'll stand next to small numbers
And make them become very great
And I'll multiply (multiply)
I'll multiply (multiply)
Making an eighty from eight
And I'll multiply (multiply)
I'll multiply (multiply)
Making an eighty from eight
And I'll multiply (multiply)
I'll multiply (multiply)
Making an eighty from eight
I'm...no......O.......
I'm standing here, next to a seven
Yeah, this seven
Seven is now seventy
And they say that
A zero is nothing
But I can make eighty from eight
I'll stand next to small numbers
And make them become very great
Someone told me
I would be nothing
Next to small digits
I make them something
And they say that
A zero is nothing
But I can make eighty from eight
I'll stand next to small numbers
And make them become very great
Now that this number is ending
The tens place I'm sending for you
That is the power of zero
That is what I'm meant to do
And they say that
A zero is nothing
But I can make eighty from eight
I'll stand next to small numbers
And make them become very great
And I'll multiply (multiply)
I'll multiply (multiply)
Making an eighty from eight
And I'll multiply (multiply)
I'll multiply (multiply)
Making an eighty from eight
And I'll multiply (multiply)
I'll multiply (multiply)
Making an eighty from eight
I'm...no......O.......
Silly? Yes. Funny? I hope so.
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School House Rock would be proud. 555.
Now, normally I hate math, but this was actually pretty funny
Good job, Jared. I had a dream years ago where the concept of being "saved by zero" was explained to me. It was beautiful, but it was gone when I woke up. I'm still pissed.
Second verse (not chorus), you're missing about half. But the rest of the song was perfect. 5!
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