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Song Parodies -> "Hero Sandwich"
Original Song Title:
"Hero"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Chad Kroeger
Parody Song Title:
"Hero Sandwich"
Parody Written by:
Johnny Ancich
The Lyrics
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I am so wide I could eat heaven,
I am so wide I could eat heaven,
but watchers, yes weight watchers come see me,
And I say that a Hero Sandwich can save us,
I'm not gonna waste food on my plate,
I'll hold on to the wings of an chicken,
Watch as we all eat away,
Someone told me ketchup will not save us,
But how can that be? Look what ketchup gave us,
a World full of french frying, and hotdog boiling that vendor never came
And they say that a Hero Sandwich could save us,
I'm not gonna waste food on my plate,
I'll hold on to the wings of a chicken,
Watch as we all eat away,
Now that the buffet isn't ending
It's bugers that I'm sending to you,
It isn't Gray Poupon of a Dijon,
And that's why I fear Mustard won't do,
And they say that a Hero Sandwich could save us,
I'm not gonna waste food on my plate,
I'll hold on to the wings of a chicken,
Watch as we all eat away,
And Weight watchin us ,
They're watchin us,
AS we all eat away
And Weight watchin us ,
They're watchin us,
AS we all eat away
And Weight watchin us ,
They're watchin us,
AS we all eat away
I am so wide I could eat heaven,
but watchers, yes weight watchers come see me,
And I say that a Hero Sandwich can save us,
I'm not gonna waste food on my plate,
I'll hold on to the wings of an chicken,
Watch as we all eat away,
Someone told me ketchup will not save us,
But how can that be? Look what ketchup gave us,
a World full of french frying, and hotdog boiling that vendor never came
And they say that a Hero Sandwich could save us,
I'm not gonna waste food on my plate,
I'll hold on to the wings of a chicken,
Watch as we all eat away,
Now that the buffet isn't ending
It's bugers that I'm sending to you,
It isn't Gray Poupon of a Dijon,
And that's why I fear Mustard won't do,
And they say that a Hero Sandwich could save us,
I'm not gonna waste food on my plate,
I'll hold on to the wings of a chicken,
Watch as we all eat away,
And Weight watchin us ,
They're watchin us,
AS we all eat away
And Weight watchin us ,
They're watchin us,
AS we all eat away
And Weight watchin us ,
They're watchin us,
AS we all eat away
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