here I'm on this big boat
I sure hope it can float
I really hope that nothing -- goes wrong

we're going across the ocean
don't want no commotion
I might put my life jacket on

it's too far to get there by car
I can't swim, I hope nothing goes wrong
that wall turned into the floor
the band looks tense
but they played a new song

I was sittin here thinking
I feel like were sinking
what in the hecks going on ?

the captain looks so sad
the boat(s) lookin real bad
it seems like the crew is long gone

it's too far too get there by car
I think we're screwed lots of water coming on
water poured when I opened the door
the boat is coming apart
and I think that somethings gone wrong

(interlude)

I fear the captain can't steer
and the rest of the crew is long gone
I didn't pay for it to end this way
I sorta new from the start
that this voyage would all go wrong