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Song Parodies -> "Jesus Grip The Wheel"
Original Song Title:
"Jesus Take The Wheel"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Carrie Underwood
Parody Song Title:
"Jesus Grip The Wheel"
Parody Written by:
6-for-the-win
The Lyrics
My first
He was drivin' last Sunday day on his way to victory
On a warm summer day
doing what his spotter told him from the top
With the pedal under his feet
Fifty laps to go and he was runnin' low
On tires and gasoline
It'd been a long hard race
He had a lot on his mind and he didn't really listen
There was just a huge crash
Before he knew it he was spinning on a thin green plot of grass
He straightened up his car, and got back on track
Another driver motioned kiss my ass
He was so ashamed, he threw his hands up in the air
(Chorus)
Jesus take the wheel
Grip it with my hands
'Cause I can't do this on my own
I'm ready to go
So give me one more chance
Get me in the groove to win
Jesus take the wheel
It was still coming nearer when he made it to the pits for an unscedualed stop
He laughed when he saw the current lap times and he was at the top
And for the first time in a long time he bowed his head to pray
She said I'm sorry for the way
I've been drivin the car
I know I've got to change
So from now on today
Jesus take the wheel
Grip it with my hands
'Cause I can't do this on my own
I'm ready to go
So give me one more chance
Get me in the groove to win
Jesus take the wheel
On a warm summer day
doing what his spotter told him from the top
With the pedal under his feet
Fifty laps to go and he was runnin' low
On tires and gasoline
It'd been a long hard race
He had a lot on his mind and he didn't really listen
There was just a huge crash
Before he knew it he was spinning on a thin green plot of grass
He straightened up his car, and got back on track
Another driver motioned kiss my ass
He was so ashamed, he threw his hands up in the air
(Chorus)
Jesus take the wheel
Grip it with my hands
'Cause I can't do this on my own
I'm ready to go
So give me one more chance
Get me in the groove to win
Jesus take the wheel
It was still coming nearer when he made it to the pits for an unscedualed stop
He laughed when he saw the current lap times and he was at the top
And for the first time in a long time he bowed his head to pray
She said I'm sorry for the way
I've been drivin the car
I know I've got to change
So from now on today
Jesus take the wheel
Grip it with my hands
'Cause I can't do this on my own
I'm ready to go
So give me one more chance
Get me in the groove to win
Jesus take the wheel
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Curiosity got me just for the similarity of these titles. Never heard of this song, but a quick google gave me the lyrics...this could have been a funny work about NASCAR, but instead you basically copied the same chorus and second verse. That's not good parody writing--don't be surprised if your work gets banned here for that reason.
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