A Charge that She Can’t Beat

Right now she’s probably feeling all smug, thinking she’s a real thug
and she’s probably telling her friends. Right now, she’s probably on the telephone, wrote herself a new song, but she don’t know...Right now, she’s thinking that she gave me what I had coming and that she had a right to…

But she don’t know…

When she dug her key in my 4 wheel drive, she was seen by the manager of that dive, she carved her name into my leather seat…She smashed the lights and she slashed my tires, but that’s all the sheriff will require

To pick her up on a charge that she can’t beat

Right now, they’re knocking on her front door
saying “Miss, we have a warrant”
Right now, she’s probably thinking “oh sh%$”
Cause she knows that she is busted

Right now, she’s standing at the front door, patted down and cuffed up…
And now she knows…

When she dug her key in my 4 wheel drive, she was seen by the manager of that dive, and she carved her name into my leather seat…She smashed the lights and she slashed my tires, and that’s all the sheriff did require

To pick her up on a charge that she can’t beat

Now she’s curled up in the back that Bonneville,
You know “Cops” was filming in Fayettville
It’s on next Monday on the all new WB
Kinda looks like Britney!

Cause she dug her key in my 4 wheel drive, she was filmed by the manager of that dive, and she carved her name into my leather seat…She smashed the lights and she slashed my tires, She smashed the lights and she slashed my tires,

And she got picked up on a charge that she can’t beat


Ohh… picked up on a charge that she can’t beat

Ohh… she got beat