Right now he's probably just sitting on the couch right there,
and his stomachs probably grumbling...
Right now, he's probably walking to the kitchen- just to eat
cause he’s really hungry...
Right now, he's eating up everything, eating real quick
stopping for absolutely nothing…

And he don't know...

That the milk went bad three weeks ago
and it wouldn’t help since he ate raw bread dough
Even ate all of his doggy’s feed…
He ate some Johnsonville bratwurst that was expired,
Drank hot sauce- set mouth on fire
Maybe next time he'll think before he eats.

Right now, he's probably upchucking some
garbage that he ate while he was in a frenzy
Right now, he's probably saying "I'm sick"
and he's thinking that he shouldn’t have been eating,
Right now, he's probably going to
the kitchen because he is still hungry
He still don’t know…

That the eggs are rotten, you smell them worldwide
And if he eats the bacon he’ll hold his side
And the ham in there should not be green
And if he eats that hamburger- he’ll be up all night
In the bathroom- it’s not right
Maybe next time he'll think before he eats.

You would have thought that this loser would learn his lesson
Cause the next time that he eats...
Oh, you know it won't be pretty…
Ohh... not pretty…

Cause he ate all of the food inside
of his pretty little fridge, he don’t feel right,
Ate thirty boxes of shredded wheat…
He ate some Hamburger Helper all through the night,
Drank a glass of month old Sprite...
Maybe next time he'll think before he eats.
Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he eats...
Ohh... before he eats...