I want a phone with a screen full of pixels
I want a phone that lets me text
I want a phone with touch screen apps
And keys that look, like, real high-tech

I want a phone that can give me directions
That’s fast and shiny
And has a jet pack
It’s playing ANGRY BIRDS now
It’s styling my hair
It’s planning my vacations
And making me a snack

I want a phone with a short width and a lonnnnnng keypad

I want a phone with built-in network (BUILT-IN NETWORK)
I want a phone that never drops (NE-VER DROPS)
I want a phone with unwavering connectivity (CON-NEC-TIVE)
That uses the vacuum, does windows and mops
With batteries that last me eons
And a screen I can see light-years away

It is fast and shiny
And fits in my palm
With its charming personality
It complements my mom

I want a phone with a short width and a lonnnng…. lonnnnnng keypad

I want a phone that will know my location (KNOW MY LOCATION!)
I want a phone with good calling plans (GOOD CALLING PLANS!)
It can deduce how to stop global warming (STOP GLOBAL WARMING!)
It’s telepath-ic so I don’t use hands
It drives my car; I can talk while I’m on it
It pays the bills, has a steady job
It files divorce; it says I have no friends
It’s getting the whole house, but I still see it on weekends

I want a phone with a short width and a lonnnnnnnnngggggg keypad