i'm so rushed off my feet
[a-a-ah]
looking for curry meat
the place's called curry bay
i'm sorry that it had to be this way

'cause it's so right for me
my moma disagrees
she's always hated it
since it made her do a really big s***

the neighbours spread the word
and my moma cried when she heard
i stole my curry away
from everyone gathered at curry bay.

and i'm glad i jacked the curry
it is well worth the worry
i could've been a loser kid
and ran away and hid
it's the best thing that i ever did

'cause true love lasts forever
me and the curry are back together
we will never
be seperated again
i'm glad i jacked the curry

don't waste time being mad at me for eating it today
'cause i didn't like pizza anyway
so please believe me when i say
i'm glad i jacked the curry
it's well worth the worry

the pizza was lame
i couldn't take the pain
it just didn't taste the same

'cause true love lasts forever
and now we're back together
as if the pizza never met me
hee hee hee hee
i'm glad i jacked the curry!