Terrence went to the show like a crazy kid,
Spun around, danced a jig, and that's not all that he did,
He said, "I'm a Squidward Tentacles fan, I've been drawing my art,
I like singing, playing my clarinet, and Mario Kart.
Don't be afraid of me, don't act so scared.
Yah-hoo-hoo, just play like a Carebear."

When the bears turned to him,
They have said, "Who is he?"
He then said, "If you do not know me,
My name is Terrence Bradbury."
He said, "I have your candy, and I'm your new bear.
Ya-hoo-hoo, I play like a Carebear.
Ya-hoo-hoo, I play like a Carebear."

Give us the best of your Carebear stare,
Make it all so pretty, it's like a fair.
He said, "Don't be so grumpy, I'm just here to know you care.
Ya-hoo-hoo, play like a Carebear.
Ya-hoo-hoo, play like a Carebear."

Then, the bears took a rainbow to Wonderland,
He got there first to make their way to make this ice cream stand,
He said, "Get your ice cream, you have got to share.
Ya-hoo-hoo, if you want to be a Carebear.
Ya-hoo-hoo, you've got to play like a Carebear."

Give us the best of your Carebear stare,
Make it all so pretty, it's like a fair.
He said, "Don't be so grumpy, I'm just here to know you care.
Ya-hoo-hoo, play like a Carebear.
Ya-hoo-hoo, play like a Carebear."

(instrumental break)

Give us the best of your Carebear stare,
Make it all so pretty, it's like a fair.
He said, "Don't be so grumpy, I'm just here to know you care.
Ya-hoo-hoo, play like a Carebear.
Ya-hoo-hoo, play like a Carebear."