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Song Parodies -> "I'm Gonna Hurl, At The Sight Of This Woman"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman"
Original Performer:
Brittney Spears
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Gonna Hurl, At The Sight Of This Woman"
Parody Written by:
Ghetto John
The Lyrics
this song is basically about but ugly ladies who come from prisons
1.
I used to think prisoners dont mean anything,
but now I know , prison girls always come my way,
feels like a pain in my middle, it hurts to realize,
Chorus:
Im gonna hurl , at the sight of this woman,
shes been doing time, sadly she is mine,
give her shaving cream,
im gonna hurl,
2.
paroll officers protect me,
its time that I,
learn to face up to her in my home,
Ive seen so much gore then i need to,
so now im forced to close my eyes,
chorus -repeat
3.
but if you look at her closely,
you will see it makes you cry,
this girl will just never go away,
chorus - repeat
4.
(Im gonna hurl) Im gonna hurl just take her away from me,
(at the sight of this woman) im just trying to find the one thats for me,
(shes been doing time) oh shes been doing time,
(sadly she is mine) shes mine , give her shaving cream,
Im gonna hurl at the sight of this woman,
oh no , shes been doing time , sadly she is mine,
give her shaving cream ,
Im gonna hurl ooh, the sight of this woman
I used to think prisoners dont mean anything,
but now I know , prison girls always come my way,
feels like a pain in my middle, it hurts to realize,
Chorus:
Im gonna hurl , at the sight of this woman,
shes been doing time, sadly she is mine,
give her shaving cream,
im gonna hurl,
2.
paroll officers protect me,
its time that I,
learn to face up to her in my home,
Ive seen so much gore then i need to,
so now im forced to close my eyes,
chorus -repeat
3.
but if you look at her closely,
you will see it makes you cry,
this girl will just never go away,
chorus - repeat
4.
(Im gonna hurl) Im gonna hurl just take her away from me,
(at the sight of this woman) im just trying to find the one thats for me,
(shes been doing time) oh shes been doing time,
(sadly she is mine) shes mine , give her shaving cream,
Im gonna hurl at the sight of this woman,
oh no , shes been doing time , sadly she is mine,
give her shaving cream ,
Im gonna hurl ooh, the sight of this woman
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This would've been a perfect score if you'd actually said you'd hurl at the sight of Britney. (Somebody will probably try to write such a parody.) Why did Justin buy a copy of Playboy? 'Cause after dealing with Britney, he prefers paper to plastic!
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