Do you feel dizzy
I know I feel dizzy

Tired already?
I move slow.

Somebody give me my drugs
So I can knock myself out
So I can turn off the sunlight

Somebody pass my remote
So I can turn on some shows
And treat the ads like

What’m I gonna do
I busted my scale
Why they playing sports at all?
I’ve got speakers everywhere
And CD shelves miles long

As you clearly can see
I love watching TV
I’ll stay right here in my seat
I like to do nothin’!

As you clearly can see
I hate doing PE
I’ll stay in proximity
I like to do nothin’!

My house’s in a state of decay
The walls all need to be sprayed
Put it off till tomorrow
Always goin’ yawn yawn
Fix the roof leak with glue
Ignore all the mildew
Got a coffee can there
It goes plunk! plunk!


What’m I gonna do
When the power goes ow-ut
Why they run around at all?
I’ve got beer cans everywhere
And a radio; nothin’s wrong

No one bothered to wake me
when I slept for a week
Stuffed with hundreds of sweets
I like to do nothin’!

I need a hobby
I have no energy
Eyes glued to the screen
I like to do nothin’!

I admire my TV
With its huge plasma screen
Don’t know where I get the money
I like to do nothin’!

Yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn
(stretching sound)
yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn

I see the roof caving in
Can’t you tell I’m staying here
If I try fixing it
I would get
Pretty tired
Yow!
Get a new place
And do nothin’

Can’t see my house from the street
My grass grew high indeed
Makes it harder to see
I like to do nothin’!

When I walk a few feet
I end up tired and beat
No more treadmill for me
I like to do nothin’!

The roof threatens me
It’s getting scary to see
All these repairs I need
I like to do nothin’!

CRASH!
Do nothin’
Owww!
I like to do nothin’!