Song Parodies -> "Jock Itch (badave.com edit)"

Original Song Title:

"Toxic"

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Original Performer:

"Jock Itch (badave.com edit)"

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The Lyrics

Hear It Free at badave.com, or Soundclick. This song was re-written almost from top to bottom for badave.com compared to it's original parody.

Baby can't you see
I'm itching
A rash like this
Requires medicine
It's lengthening
I'm sprawling

There's no first aid
I can't stay
I need to sit
Please reduce this itch
I'm bleeding now
I'm hating it

Too red, won't slow down
Losing my health, itching round and round
I can feel it now. . .

With the red of my legs I need a guide
My Jock Itch I'm laying somewhere
The itch of a reaching limb and thumb
I'm demanding to sooth
Don't you know
I've got Jock Itch

and I hope it's through soon
Don't you know I've got Jock Itch

It's getting late
It hasn't budged
It's on my legs
and nearing my butt
I feel it now
It hurts wow

Please come
Heal me now
Peeling my skin
Trying to scratch it out
Think it's worsened now

Lay in bed through the day staring at the sky
My Jock Itch is taking over
Feels like a serpant 'round my thighs
It's alive I tell you, don't you know I've got Jock Itch

Please stop laughing you goon
Don't you know I've got Jock Itch

Don't you know I've got Jock Itch

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Just cannot walk
Please save my thighs
My Jock Itch burns like the summer
Pain on my legs
I cannot rise
Don't have quite enough booze
Don't you know I've got Jock Itch

With this faze in my hips, cajun surprise
My Jock Itch, I'm feeling slumber
The tempearture's up beneath my guys
Ok, so it sounds prude, but dear lord I've got Jock Itch

Rub on the lotion now
Please Lotramin now
I think I'm bleeding now

Run on the lotion now
Please Lotramin now
I think I'm bleeding now

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Jason - July 16, 2007 - Report this comment

Very good BAD, 555 scratches?

Jack Wilson - July 16, 2007 - Report this comment

UI think I read,voted,commented on this awhile ago, if I did,whatever I said I say for a second time now 5s

Pappa Smurf - September 12, 2007 - Report this comment

Good work.

Agrimorfee - January 03, 2008 - Report this comment

(ABC4) Finally took the time to listen and read this one. Perfect changeover from the ridiculous to the wonderfully ridiculous, on a Weird Al-level.

Guy - January 03, 2008 - Report this comment

(ABC4-J) 'itchin' jockularity. A nice V8 smack to the head of Britney.

Matthias - January 03, 2008 - Report this comment

I want to be the fat nerdy business man on the airplane so I can have my face ripped off and become a tarzan-looking wannabe and make out with Britney Spears... That said.... You know I feel about this parody, but I won't hold that against you, because although I couldn't care less for the topic it had more talent behind it than "Wind Beneath My Butt".

bobpiecheese - January 04, 2008 - Report this comment

(ABC4-J) While on the same iffy topic as An'ts entry, I can enjoy this one because I'm very familiar with the OS, and it seemed to have an actual theme that I could grasp.

Below Average Dave (badave.com) - January 04, 2008 - Report this comment

Thanks everyone for your support. . .one minor comment about my parody. . .Jock Itch actually is usually caused by poor hygiene or excessive sweating (which is why jocks tend to get it and where it ultimately got it's name) That said, the vast majority of people who get Jock Itch don't get it from sex, though there have been cases of that happening . . .mayoclinic.com/health/jock-itch/DS00490 has great info on it, it's a common fungal infection related to Athlete's Foot (which also means that while it generally is not spread by sex, sex certainly could spread it) Thanks again everyone--this was one of my most fun original songs because it really was pretty out there.

Red Ant - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment

(J) Change "Jock" to "Crotch" and a few other words and you have a perfectly good Britney bash! Not familiar with TOS, but I liked this one...

Invisible Boy - January 09, 2008 - Report this comment

Being able to hear your recording helped me with this one. Made me laugh and that's the Cruex of the matter.

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