Song Parodies -> "Horror (Ode to Kidz Bop)"

Original Song Title:

"Stronger"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Horror (Ode to Kidz Bop)"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

This parody may be the first thing I've written that's outside complaining about my classes. But this parody was brought on by the fact that today during the morning announcements, they started playing Kidz Bop's horrible rendition of "Let's Get It Started", so this is sort of about me complaining about classes. It's also about how much Kidz Bop sucks. Anyone who listens to that crap is either retarded or has ear problems. Anyway, enjoy!

(Intro: The bell rings. All the students stand and recite the Pledge of Allegiance. Then, the morning announcements come on and suddenly, Kidz Bop butchuring "Let's Get It Started" by the Black Eyed Peas comes through the speakers. Screams ring out and the school blows up. Music begins.)

Ohh my ears!

Hush, just stop!
Or I'll shoot you all up today, Kidz Bop
I've had enough
Of seeing you on TV every day, Kidz Bop
I thought William Hung was the worst, but I'm wrong
Kidz Bop's...

[CHORUS:]
Horror! I'm gonna die
If I hear them one more time
My ears are bleeding 'cause I heard them sing
Kidz Bop's horror!

You're worse than any singer could be, Kidz Bop
I once ignored you, you know
But you keep making CD's!
You may think that you're all so good, but you're wrong...
Kidz Bop's...

[CHORUS:]
Horror! I'm gonna die
If I hear them one more time
My ears are bleeding 'cause I heard them sing
Kidz Bop's horror!

[Kidz Bop:]
Here we go, on a tour
We are little babies, making songs "better"
Here we go, yeah on a tour
We are little babies, and we are awesome
Here we go, alright, here we are!

(Screams ring out, trees fall, flowers die, power lines fall to the ground, lightning flashes, thunder crashes, buildings burst into flames, TV's blow up, cars crash, people run out of their houses in horror, dogs howl, construction workers jump off of buildings, planes crash down, cats screech, windows shatter and Molotov cocktails are thrown out of the broken windows, everyone around Kidz Bop collapses, flies swarm everywhere. In the midst of all of this destruction are a bunch of kindergarteners, running around, laughing, dancing, and singing.)

Damn, Kidz Bop, go away!
Or I'll shoot all you f*ckers today!
Your singing is killing everyone's ears...
Kidz Bop's...

[CHORUS:]
Horror! I'm gonna die
If I hear them one more time
My ears are bleeding 'cause I heard them sing
Kidz Bop's horror!

(Conclusion: Katie Couric (sporting ruined clothes, messy, rumpled hair sticking out in lots of places, and a sooty black face. She is missing one shoe, and her one high heel has the heel broken off): "Today was a day of massive destruction. We're still not sure what caused this crisis to happen, but for all we know, the world, as we know it, may be coming to an end. We'll be right back after this commercial break." Suddenly a Kidz Bop commercial comes on and the TV blows up. The Kidz Bop Kids laugh evilly.)

LOL, I could do a music video on this one! Hope you liked it! Vote on it and leave a comment! Thanks!

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brian - May 23, 2006 - Report this comment

I share your hatred of Kidz Bop. Listening to that garbage seriously makes me violently ill...so, all fives to you.

Pink Panther - May 23, 2006 - Report this comment

I think I should start a petition to kill Kidz Bop. When I heard them singing "Wake Me Up When September Ends" (it was originally supposed to be a sad song, and they allowed those stupid kindergarteners to scream it happily!), I almost barfed. Thanks for your support, Brian!

cherish - May 28, 2006 - Report this comment

thats funny.They killed my favorite song toxic and these word by Britney Spears and Natasha Beddingfield

Pink Panther - June 02, 2006 - Report this comment

I don't like Britney that much, but I do like Natasha Bedingfield. I want to shoot Kidz Bop.

JP - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment

Right on, Panther! Kidz Bop seriously needs to stop. Big 5's.

Pink Panther - August 27, 2006 - Report this comment

JP, did you hear there is a Kidz Bop 10? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! If those kids don't get shot tomorrow, I just might take care of them myself. ;) Glad you liked it!

Drain Bramage - September 23, 2006 - Report this comment

I also share your hatred of kidz bop.If they make kidz bop 11,I'll force those losers at the record company to listen to every single kidz bop album.

Nobody Really - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment

Kidz Bop is a disease. All 5's, Panther. I like your parodies.

2:49 AM - April 21, 2007 - Report this comment

I don't know the original song, but it's all true. Kidz Bop is absolute crap.

Pink Panther - May 19, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks for your support everybody. No surprise that I haven't gotten any comments defending Kidz Bop... BECAUSE NOBODY LIKES THEM!!! Yeah, I'm back after a hiatus to focus on my grades and am currently working on a new parody about suing the school administration for giving us a 10-page math benchmark.

Christy McDaniel - May 28, 2007 - Report this comment

That was so funny! Katie not knowing Kidz Bop music was damaging everything. Those kids cannot sing!

Pink Panther - June 02, 2007 - Report this comment

Katie would probably figure it out, though. Because, well, who doesn't hate Kidz Bop? Besides 7-year-olds who can't handle listening to words like "damn" or "hell", anyway. I don't know. It would be fun to actually see Katie doing that newscast on TV. LOL.

Skittlez - April 25, 2009 - Report this comment

UG! DIE KIDZ BOP DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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