Song Parodies -> "William Shatner Sings 'Toxic'"

Original Song Title:

"Toxic"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"William Shatner Sings 'Toxic'"

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The Lyrics

Congratulations to Britney Spears for her Grammy win! I was originally gonna Shatnerize "Outrageous," but I figured I'd choose the shorter song after the server crashed on me (and I didn't save my parody! Poor me! I really had that parody going!). In this parody, either Britney Spears is Shatnerized or William Shatner is highly intoxicated. Ha haaa haaa! Enjoy.

(This interpretation of the song is sung a capella until the word "High" is spoken by Shatner [think Rocketman].)

**William Shatner, speaking the lyrics**
Baby
Can't you see I'm calling?
A girl.... Like you...
Should wear a WARNING!!!
It's danger.... Us
I'm fallin'!

There..... Is.... NOESCAPE!!!
I can't... Wait, I.... Need a hit
Common People's it
You're.... DAN... Ger... Ous
I'm.... Lovin'.... It

I'm too.... High....
(Weird outer space sound effects reminiscent of "Rocketman")
Can't come down
I'm... LOSING.... my head
It's.... Spinning!
Round.... and Round... and Round..... and Round!
Do you love me.... Now?

With a.... TASTE... of your lips
I'm.... ONARIDE!!
You're... Toxic
I'll be... Your... Lover
With... A taste of.... Poison.... Par A Dise
I'm ADDICTED.... to you... Like a drug!
Don't you know.....?
That you're.... Talk... Sick!
And I LOVE..... what you do
Don't you know...?
That you're Tox, Ick?

It's.... Getting late
I need your love
Just.... Take a sip from my devil's cup.....
Slowly.... Veeeerrrrry Slooowwwwwlyyyyy
He's.... Taking over the Ship!
Mr. Spock, do something!!

I'm waaaay.... Too high
High on drugs!!
I hope my songs
Hit..... The.... music charts
I'm a... Has Been... Now

Just.... A taste of YOUR lips
I'm Captain Kirk
You're.... Tock,.... Sick?
I've.. Become a.... BLUNDER!!!
With a.... Taste... of Amish.... Paradise
I'm addicted, too... You?
Don't you know...... Baby...?
Girl, your... Tux! Ick!!!
But I LOVE.... What you do
Don't you know....?
That you... Talk.... Sick!

Don't you know... that we're.... Toxic

(Interlude)

With a taste....
Of your lips, I'm on a ride

Your.... Tux, Ick!
Girls.... Don't wear..... tuxedos
With a Taste of.... Gangsta's Paradise
I'm addicted..., to you?
Don't you know...?
We so Talk Sick... Together!

Just.... A taste of YOUR lips
I'm Captain Kirk
You're.... Tock,.... Sick?
I've.. Become a.... BLUNDER!!!
With a.... Taste... of Amish.... Paradise
I'm addicted, too... You?
Don't you know...... Baby...?
Girl, your... Tux is sick!!!

Intoxicate me..... Now
With your lovin'?..... Now?
I.... Think I'm.... Ready now
Am I really ready... Now?
Intoxicate me..... Now
With your lovin'?..... Now?
I.... Think I'm.... Ready now

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Stuart McArthur - February 15, 2005 - Report this comment

I've gotta give you 5s for the idea - LOL!

MrSpocphisto - February 15, 2005 - Report this comment

This is highly illogical, but very funny... 5,5,5

Michael Pacholek - February 15, 2005 - Report this comment

Britney won a Grammy? Isn't she, like, way too young? I thought 23-year-old stars couldn't win Grammies! Unless they play piano, of course.

Mike - February 16, 2005 - Report this comment

Oh, you mean Shiiteney? Anyway, interesting parody.

Chris Bodily TM - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment

Mike, actually, Britney does sort of know how to play the piano (she played it on "Everytime" and came up with the words and music for the song), but she doesn't know the names of the notes or chords or anything; she doesn't even know what C is!! How pathetic is that? She can only play by ear, if even that. She even demonstrated on some ABC news shows with Barbara and Diane.

mememe - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment

I have listened to several of his song, err, 'renditions' (i.e. Rocketman, Lucy in the Sky), and you were spot on. Great job!!!

Psycho Librarian - October 17, 2008 - Report this comment

Had to give a 1 for meeting the pacing... after all, Shatner is famous for butchering the pacing. 5's otherwise.

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