Song Parodies -> "William Shatner Sings 'Everytime'"

Original Song Title:

"Everytime"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"William Shatner Sings 'Everytime'"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Don't ask me what possessed me to do this parody, but I will tell you that it was inspired by Colorado Kid's Captain Kirk Christmas parody that had nothing at all to do with Captain Kirk. The elipses (...) means that Shatner is pausing and the hyphens indicate that he is speeding up (rather than mash a bunch of words into one whole word like "LenoardNimoy"). I hope you somehow enjoy this.

**William Shatner, speaking the lyrics, rather than singing them (a la "Rocketman" and other Shatner gems)**

No tice..... me
Take my... hand
Why are we
Strangers... when
I kill Kling... ons!
Mi...chael My...ers looks..... like me

Everytime I.... try to.... fly
There's some...thing on.... the wings
It's green and... short
Looks not... like.... Leonard-Nimoy!!
And everytime I'm... watching.... "Halloween"!!
I see... my face, it's-haunting-me!!
It's worn.... by.... Michael-Myers!!

It's outer..... space
The-Final-Frontier!!
"Rescue 911"
Got the..... axe!
Priceline... dot com
I know, is very.... cheesy

I'm Captain of... the... Enterprise
In my songs I don't... sing
I... only... talk
These records... don't make... money
But... everytime I see you... in my dreams
I see your face... you're-haunting-me!!
I guess I... need you.... baby

I may have been... laid... off
Stupid... Priceline
Then Leonard.... took-the-reigns!!
For this song, I am.... sorry

Oh (**Not sung, unlike on the Britney recording**)

At night I.... pray
That.... Britney-won't!!
Think this song.... sucks

'Cause... Britney sings.... better than... I
I fall without my.... wings
I feel... so.... small
I guess I.... am... not-singing!!
And everytime I... sing... a song... my fans
They... run-away!! I'm... haunting-them!!
I guess... I need you.... baby

Beam me... up!
Live long and... prosper!
Captain Kirk!
This version sucks!

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