Song Parodies -> "Everytime(Song about a girl tryina loose weight)"

Original Song Title:

"Everytime"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Everytime(Song about a girl tryina loose weight)"

Parody Written by:

Mufasa

The Lyrics

Once upon a time there was a girl who called Jenny Craig to loose weight. She was huge and it was hard to see her eyes cause of all the fat on her face. The rest will make sense. It's nothing against fat people. Just something from their point of view. This is not based on a true story. At least not any I know of so it's not about anybody I know. And please tell me what you think.

Look at me
Jenny Craig
Why am I?
So fat when
Blood pressure's strong
What's going on inside me?

Everytime I try to fry
And eat my chicken wings
I feel hungry
I guess I need more gravy
Or if I eat strawberries with whipped cream
There's too much space, in my stomache
I guess I need some gravy

The fat won't leave
The weight's still here
There is no way
I'll see clear
What can I do?
Loosing weight is not easy

And all those times that I looked flyy
I'd skip the chicken wings
My hips were small
Until I had a baby
The fat from food I ate I saw'n my dreams
It filled my face, it's haunting me
I'm having one more baby

This fat drives me insane
God forgive me
My heart causes me pain
All I do is feel sorry

Oouchh!

At night I pray
That these stretch marks
Will fade away

And if I really tried to fly
I'd fall cause I need wings
And I'm too fat
I wish I had no baby
And if by chance you see me in your dreams
You'll see my face, I'll eat something
I'll eat chicken with gravy

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Blethar - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment

While...good food/fat parodies have a tendency to crack me up, when it's slagging off a person, I don't like it, even if that person is fictional. While the pacing was quite good, the structure of the parody differed to the structure of the original which meant you had to work a little to get your head around it. I thought it could have been better, but if this is one of your earlier parodies, you'll probably have a great future in them. 3-3-3. (Ironically, there's a girl in my year at school called Jennie Craig.)

mufasa - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment

I forgot to mention that the girl is talking to Jenny Craig. I thought somebody might think the girl was actually Jenny Craig.

M-Dawg - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment

some people don't eat much and are still fat they just can't lose weight no matter what it's not all about food

mufasa - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment

I know. It think that's what happened to this little baby on the Maury show that was overweight but that didn't eat much. Anyway, let's just say that this girl in the parody just eats too much and that's the cause.

Aban - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment

I just think M-Dawg is ultra sensitive.

mufasa - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment

I think M-Dawg is just making a point though.

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