Song Parodies -> "Everytime I Get My Foot Ran Over"

Original Song Title:

"Everytime"

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Original Performer:

"Everytime I Get My Foot Ran Over"

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The Lyrics

I made "Every time" one word as a tip of the hat to the original song. In case you don't already know, Britney's mom, Lynne, accidentally ran over a photographer's foot when she and Britney bought a new puppy. The whole song is being sung by the poor photographer.

(Britney Spears and her mom, Lynne, drive to the pet store to buy a new puppy. The paparazzi rush toward Britney. Lynne accidentally runs over a photographer's foot. The photographers screams in agony and rage.)

**Photographer**
Crush my feet
Crush my hand
Why Britney?
Strange torment?
Your tire's strong
Why make the tread run on me?

Every dime that you possess
Will soon belong to me
My foot's so small
I guess you owe me money
And everytime you see an attorney
Spit in your face, his client's me
I guess you owe me money

On Court TV
You will appear
It's the only way,
Britney Spears,
I'll get some dough
You'll look the fool on TV

And everytime you cry tonight
A lawsuit I will bring
Shame on your mom
I guess you see I'm angry
And everytime I see you in my dreams
There's do-re-mi, it's all for me
I guess I need your money

Lynne Spears, you are insane
Now, I'm bleeding
Your speeding caused me pain
And I'll possess your money

Owwww

At night I'll pray
That soon your face
Will fade away

And everytime my lawyer's by
He'll swipe dinero things,
Plat'num and gold
I guess I need your money
And everytime we're seen on Court TV
A fine you'll face, The judge will find
In favor of the plaintiff

(Ow, ow, ow
Ow, ow, ow
Ow, ow, ow!!!)

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