Hey! Can I have some?

I saw them sitting there by the party punchbowl
Choc-o-late ecstasy laid out in a row
My heart was pounding strong
Trying to avoid those logs
I could tell it wouldn't be long 'til I ate them all
Yeah, them all
I could tell it wouldn't be long 'til I ate them all
Yeah, them all
Saying:

I love Swiss Cake rolls
Or any other product by Little Debbie
I love Swiss Cake rolls
Wolf them by the dozen so let me eat

I longed to eat them up but I'm on Atkins
"To eat high-carb food" they said, "is thought of as sin"
I said, "I won't eat all day, if I can have one plate"
And soon I was digging in and stuffing my face
Yeah, my face
And I was digging in and committing high-carb sin
Yeah, my face
Saying:

I love Swiss Cake rolls
Or any other product by Little Debbie
I love Swiss Cake rolls
Wolf them by the dozen so let me eat

I love Swiss Cake rolls
Don't cost too much dough
I love Swiss Cake rolls

I said, "Get me some milk fast, and please excuse my gas"
And then I was running to the nearest bathroom
Yeah, bathroom
And I was running to and taking a number two
Yeah, bathroom
Saying:

I love Swiss Cake rolls
Or any other product by Little Debbie
I love Swiss Cake rolls
Wolf them by the dozen so let me eat

I love Swiss Cake rolls
Or any other product by Little Debbie
I love Swiss Cake rolls
Wolf them by the dozen so let me eat

I love Swiss Cake rolls
Or any other product by Little Debbie
I love Swiss Cake rolls
Wolf them by the dozen so let me eat

I love Swiss Cake rolls
Or any other product by Little Debbie
I love Swiss Cake rolls
Wolf them by the dozen so let me eat

I love Swiss Cake rolls
Or any other product by Little Debbie
I love Swiss Cake rolls
Wolf them by the dozen so let me eat