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Song Parodies -> "Boost My Ratings Again"
Original Song Title:
"Oops!... I Did It Again"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Britney Spears
Parody Song Title:
"Boost My Ratings Again"
Parody Written by:
Spaff.com
The Lyrics
(Hangover groans)
I pulled a boner again
Got plastered and then
Wedlocked up a friend
Oh baby
This move could be my worst
Since doing 'N Sync
Or Fred Frickin' Durst
But to lose touch with real life
That is just so typically me
So baby, better
Boost - my dosage again
Without my green pills
I can't spell my name
Oh maybe it will
Boost - my chances to rein
In what's left of my bra-a-a-ain
So up - that - medicine
You see my problem is this
I've been in the news
Ever since roughly the day I turned six
I'm conjoined with the press
I'd be just like the queen
If she was undressed
But to give awesome headline
That is just so typically me
Baby - oh -
Boost - my ego again
Madonna, lick off
My Mouseketeer shame
Oh maybe it will
Boost - my minutes of fame
Since my new stuff is la-a-a-ame
I'm not - that - relevant
"Dearly beloved..."
"Britney, as an annulment gift, there's something I want you to have."
"Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute - isn't this - ?"
"Yeah, Madonna's cone-shaped bustier. You may find it comforting when you go down."
"Like Christina Aguilera on a blind date?"
"No, like the Titanic."
"Cool!"
Boost - my cup size again
These serve me so well
I call them by name
Oh maybe they'll still
Boost - my songs up the chart
I choose fame over a-a-a-art
I'm not
That
Talented
(Repeat choruses ad nauseum)
I pulled a boner again
Got plastered and then
Wedlocked up a friend
Oh baby
This move could be my worst
Since doing 'N Sync
Or Fred Frickin' Durst
But to lose touch with real life
That is just so typically me
So baby, better
Boost - my dosage again
Without my green pills
I can't spell my name
Oh maybe it will
Boost - my chances to rein
In what's left of my bra-a-a-ain
So up - that - medicine
You see my problem is this
I've been in the news
Ever since roughly the day I turned six
I'm conjoined with the press
I'd be just like the queen
If she was undressed
But to give awesome headline
That is just so typically me
Baby - oh -
Boost - my ego again
Madonna, lick off
My Mouseketeer shame
Oh maybe it will
Boost - my minutes of fame
Since my new stuff is la-a-a-ame
I'm not - that - relevant
"Dearly beloved..."
"Britney, as an annulment gift, there's something I want you to have."
"Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute - isn't this - ?"
"Yeah, Madonna's cone-shaped bustier. You may find it comforting when you go down."
"Like Christina Aguilera on a blind date?"
"No, like the Titanic."
"Cool!"
Boost - my cup size again
These serve me so well
I call them by name
Oh maybe they'll still
Boost - my songs up the chart
I choose fame over a-a-a-art
I'm not
That
Talented
(Repeat choruses ad nauseum)
© 2004+ Spaff.com
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He said boner. Funny song!
Hers, yours... same comment either way: nice job. ;)
Jeffaroo: Thanx!
Mel: I just figured out what you mean. Yikes - I hope no one thinks I meant MY ratings. It's about BRITNEY. You know, the chick who just married that George Costanza guy.
Mel: I just figured out what you mean. Yikes - I hope no one thinks I meant MY ratings. It's about BRITNEY. You know, the chick who just married that George Costanza guy.
Spaff, no, no, no! I meant that "nice job" doubled as a comment for your work on this parody and Britney's boob job. You know, the boob job she didn't have while she also wasn't having sex, way back before she didn't marry a lifelong friend she didn't know until a couple of hours after she didn't marry him. ;)
Mel: A-HA! Clearly I didn't understand what you didn't mean. (And boob job? Hmm...she conceals them so well that I wasn't even aware she had a pair.)
Always a good read and relevant to boot. Echoing how good this is and maintaining YOUR ratings for responding to hers.
LOL great one Spaff!
Spaff, you've done it again. Nothing like a good ol' celebrity bashing! "Go down like the Titanic." Do you mean the movie or the boat. Because for me, they were both humungous drops. Anyway, FU, Britney!
Guess I'm not the only one to use boner in this sense...:)
OOPS--You Britneyed again/ Her own song a tool/ For her ridicule/ OOPS--You're just a H8rrr/ You wish you were her-er-er/ So you MOCK THAT LITTLE SLUT..............As always I'm amazed; too many great lines to mention, but "give awesome headline" was one I won't forget.
Wow! This was brilliant and hilarious! The style you used was just so unique and funny, it brought tears to my eyes! Awesome!
"Without my green pills, I can't spell my name." What makes you think the pills will help her there? Way to go, Spaff!
That was great!!!!
2nz & Jack & Bob O & LMAO: Thanx! Stock: There's a movie called "Titanic"? What's it about?
Adagio: I'm not sure this is the appropriate forum for discussing your use of boners. ;)
C4P: You're right - I wish I were her. I would dress up in nothing but bling and stare at myself in the mirror all day. (Which is what I do anyway, but at least then I'd have an excuse for it.)
Michaelopedia: Oxycontin helped Rush so much, just think what it could do for B.S.
Adagio: I'm not sure this is the appropriate forum for discussing your use of boners. ;)
C4P: You're right - I wish I were her. I would dress up in nothing but bling and stare at myself in the mirror all day. (Which is what I do anyway, but at least then I'd have an excuse for it.)
Michaelopedia: Oxycontin helped Rush so much, just think what it could do for B.S.
Near flawless! A masterpiece of satirical wit that utterly keeps 'up' with the latest in Britney news. Without the green pills, she spells her name: 'Nip yer breasts', 'Presbyterian', 'Prissy teen bra' and 'Trys bare penis'.
Luke: Cool! "Britney Spears" really *is* an anagram of "Presbyterians." Thanx for pointing that out. That is easily the best pop-star anagram since "Axl Rose."
I am now a fan. oh, god! Imma Spaff-a-holic!!!
Thanx, Saider, and I suggest rehab immediately.
Hello. Back again. (I was 'clean' for all this time, but I'm a Spaff addict again. This is just too funny.) "AXL ROSE"... hmm...
funny-DISS THE SPOTTY BRITTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ralphing Luke: Therapy. Stat.
Charlotte: We must speak different dialects. But "Spotty Britters" would be a great band name.
Charlotte: We must speak different dialects. But "Spotty Britters" would be a great band name.
Just did my part to boost YOUR ratings. :)
Thanx, Mel. Nice boost ya got there.
I think I should do just what this parody says and vote on it.
Thanx for being a booster, Blue.
three groups
the intelligentsia, the drop outs, and below that is britany spears in her own little group
I've applied for membership to all three groups.
ah, britney next thing you know she will be dating cthulhu
Not a bad date. He can get past all the velvet ropes.
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