Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh

I can't stand my constipation
I can't stand my constipation
And I push, and I thrust, and I squeeze, and I scream
I can't stand my constipation

When I'm reading the labels
In search of the perfect laxative
I'm choosing Ex-Lax tablets
Looking for ease of defecation
Supposed to enable alleviation
Lets just hope so, oh yes, yes, oh yes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is what I'll take

I can't stand my constipation
I cry out in desperation
And I push, and I thrust, and I squeeze, and I scream, damn
I just can't go, I can't stand my constipation

When I sit on the potty
For what seems like eternity
I'm toilet royalty
Porcelain throne and I'm The Queen, yeah
I've got TP and potpourri
I just can't go, oh no, no, oh no

I can't stand my, uh, constipation
I can't stand my, uh, constipation
I can't stand my, uh, constipation
I can't stand my constipation
And I push, and I thrust, and I squeeze, and I scream
I just can't go now

I can't stand my (Ooh that hurts now) constipation (Ow)
I can't stand my (I can't stand my constipation) constipation (No)
I can't stand my (Yes Ex-Lax) constipation (This is what I'll take)
I can't stand my (I just can't go, damn) constipation (I just can't go)
I can't stand my (I want, relief) constipation (I can't stand constipation)
I can't stand my (Yes Ex-Lax) constipation (I just can't go)

No matter how I try
No matter what I buy
I can't seem to go
The minutes flying by

No matter how I try
No matter what I buy
I can't seem to go
The minutes flying by

I can't stand my constipation
I just can't go

I can't stand my constipation, baby