Song Parodies -> "Sucky (The Anti-Avril Theme)"

Original Song Title:

"Lucky"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Sucky (The Anti-Avril Theme)"

Parody Written by:

Lacy

The Lyrics

I don't hate Avril...but a lot of other people do, so here is a special song a wrote about them.

Sucky (the Anti-Avril theme)

This is a story about a girl named Avril...

Really boring, this dumb pop
Kill, kill, kill they all roar
Too much makeup, slutty style
It's you they all call a whore
They go...
"Isn't she sucky? This poser makes me hurl"
And they say...

Chorus:
She's so sucky, she's a skank
Wearin' tie, tie, ties on her white tank, thinkin'
If my freshness is such a shock
Then why don't they think I'm punk rawk?

Lost in an image, that makes them scream
And there's no one there to beat her up
Their stomaches are spinning, and she keeps on winning
They wonder when the madness will stop.
They go...
"Isn't she sucky? This poser makes me hurl"
And they say...

Chorus

"Best female singer, and the winner is...Avril!"
"I'm Kurt Loder for MTV News waiting to get a chance to talk to Avril"
"Oh my God! Somebody just punched her!"

"Isn't she sucky? This poser makes me hurl."
"She is so sucky, what's with the tie?"
And if she can't sing to save her life,
Why do guys want her for a wife?

Chorus

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