When I get to my old school
On the other side of town
The first thing that I'm gonna do
Is pull Ted's gym shorts down
I'm gonna see my so-called best friends
And hear them say how I've been missed
Or I might spread some rumors that Hannah's never been kissed

Yeah, when I get to my old school
I'll be waiting 'til it's closed
Can't believe I have to return to the place I hate the most!
And I'll close off all connections
I will have no am-i-ty
Yeah, when I get to my old school,
You'll sure as hell miss me!

I'll sneak up on my best bud Jordan
Creep-ing up with soft steps
And you bet I haven't missed him, not one minute since I left!
And then I'll punch his neck!

Yeah, when I get to my old school
I'll be waiting 'til it's closed
Can't believe I have to return to the place I hate the most!
And I'll close off all connections
I will have no am-i-ty
Yeah, when I get to my old school,
You'll sure as hell miss me!

So much drama, so much fighting
In this school I stumble through
All this homework I don't li-ike
And so much work to do!

But when I get to my old school
And see the fa-mil-yer place
It brings back all the memories
And puts smiles on my faaaaa-a-a-ace!

Yeah when I get to my old schooooool
Oh, when I get to my old school...
I'll be waiting 'til it's closed
Halleluuuujaa-aaa-aah!
I will have no amity
When I get tooo myyyy old school...


Yeah, when I get to my new schoo-oo-oooo-oo-ool!