Okay,she's totally famous,with a great talent,you know
But her "stupid housewife" thing is not a reality show
She's never been a supermodel,loves William Macy
The star of a pathetic soap show on ABC

'Cause her name is Felicity
Her show's not reality
That show is a soap opera
And it really sucks
I saw her on TV
I can not just throw a fit
Those "devastating housewives",I hate it
Although she's not too insane
The one with a great name
Emmy actresses include
Her name is Felicity

She was an actress on Sports Night before her Desperate
Hosuewife show,oh great I hate that one,no matter why you like it
I like the actress who was pretty,and her name's kinda cute
But her ABC dramedy will really make me puke

'Cause her name is Felicity
Her show's not reality
That show is a soap opera
And it really sucks
I saw her on TV
She was known as Lynette Scavo
A desperate housewife with no fear
Who's never be the same
And still claiming to fame
The woman that we know
Her name is Felicity

The "devastating housewife" headed out west
To the land of the fun on the run
She's a real world dramatic actress millionaire
Hey hey,Hollywood,don't act dumb

'Cause her name is Felicity
Her show's not reality
That show is a soap opera
And it really sucks
I saw her on TV
Her name is Felicity
Yeah Felicity