Kramer's career had a fall
OJ confessed it all
We liked Snakes on a Plane
And Justin Timberlake
New movie by Al Gore
We all watched '24'
There's a new Superman
No more Kid Rock and Pam
We watched Deal or No Deal
And Dancing With The Stars
Plutos not a planet
Rosie replaces Star
The new Playstation 3
And a new single Britney
There's STILL the Simple Life
And nothing, has been, all right...

(Chorus)
Since the stingray killed Steve Irwin
News hosting Katie Couric
Theres new X-Box, Nintendo
We all watched Lost and watched Heroes
Mel Gibson blames the jews
Theres MySpace and theres YouTube
Day of Evil was on June 6th
In two thou, two thou, 2006

We watched North Korea
Test a nuclear bomb
And thanks to Tom Cruise
Katie Holmes is a mom
Democrats had won
Brooke is the new Hogan
Theres a new James Bond
The sentencing of Saddam
We watched the Ballad of
Ricky Bobby
We were all relieved, no more Bobby and Whitney
All the reality on the TV
What is up with those guys, Borat? K-Fed?
On the news there was...

Since the stingray killed Steve Irwin
News hosting Katie Couric
Theres new X-Box, Nintendo
We all watched Lost and watched Heroes
Mel Gibson blames the jews
Theres MySpace and theres YouTube
Day of Evil was on June 6th
In two thou, two thou, 2006

Illegal
Immigration
Stephen Colbert had the whole nation
And why did Chaney shoot his friend?
Please make this stop, stop, STOP!
Think back to...

Since the stingray killed Steve Irwin
News hosting Katie Couric
Theres new X-Box, Nintendo
We all watched Lost and watched Heroes
Mel Gibson blames the jews
Theres MySpace and theres YouTube
Day of Evil was on June 6th
2006
Since the stingray killed Steve Irwin
News hosting Katie Couric
Theres new X-Box, Nintendo
We all watched Lost and watched Heroes
Mel Gibson blames the jews
Theres MySpace and theres YouTube
Day of Evil was on June 6th
In two thou, two thou, 2006