Eddie just hit the wall
He always played with dolls
Had a sex change yesterday
Always knew he was gay
Walked out the closet door
When he turned to a whore
Already slept with an old man
In his Volks Wagon van

He was gonna be a model
He was gonna be a pornstar
He was gonna shake his ass
On the tables of nightclub bars
His yellow buggee
Is no longer the enemy
Looks at his old life
And everything
Has been
Alright since

The sex change, the drama
Can't even talk to his mama
There was yelling, and screaming
He wasn't even dreaming
His two friends, from high school
Watch him dance as they drool
Cause they're so preoocupied
That they don't, they don't
Know that he's a guy
Know that he's a guy

He knows all gymnastics
His friends all asked him why
Backflips and back hand springs
Even those twisty things
He had a crush on Sam
Wasn't a girly fan
Thought he'd touch Sam's hand
While listening to Dave Matthews Band

He wears a mini skirt
Made of snakeskin
And the other guys don't
Even know he's fakin
His new reality
Is that he's a trannie
What ever happend to
Gym shorts, guy sports
(He doesn't play them though)

Cause the sex change, the drama
Can't even talk to his mama
There was yelling, and screaming
He wasn't even dreaming
His two friends, from high school
Watch him dance as they drool
Cause they're so preoocupied
That they don't, they don't
Know that he's a guy

He looks fine
Thinks he's hot
Britney Spears is the one who he tries to mock
And when did Eddie
Date that actor
He thinks he's
Hot, hot, hot

Cause of the sex change, the drama
Can't even talk to his mama
There was yelling, and screaming
He wasn't even dreaming
His two friends, from high school
Watch him dance as they drool
Cause they're so preoocupied
That they don't, they don't
Know that he's a guy

The sex change, the drama
Can't even talk to his mama
There was yelling, and screaming
He wasn't even dreaming
His two friends, from high school
Watch him dance as they drool
Cause they're so preoocupied
That they don't, they don't
Know that he's a guy