8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm hatin'
The guys that like a girl a little madder than me.
Her name is Nona, she's a nutcase with white clothing,
She gets out today, but I'm not quite sure if that's good

And when she walks,
All the windows and the doors are locked.
She doesn't notice me!

Cause she's tryin' wrestling
Gettin' creamed by tough guys
Listenin' to crap metal
Mosher-rocker-biker guys

It's like a bad movie
She's tryin to sue me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to kill the girl all the mad guys want.
She's the girl all the mad guys want!

She licks tarmac but I'd rather have an orange
Her CD changer's full of crackers and notes from her dad
She says she tried to score some lifeguard who was forty
Her lawyer claims that she was never mad

But when she walks,
All the windows and the doors are locked.
She'll never notice me!

Cause she's trying wrestling
Getting' creamed by tough guys
Listenin' to crap metal
Mosher-rocker-biker guys

She likes 'em with some mustard
Hunchback, broken glass
Drivin' in a Trac-tor
"Would this bullet hit that man?"

It's like a bad movie
She's tryin' to sue me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to kill the girl all the mad guys want.
Damn the girl all the mad guys want!
Oh the girl all the mad guys want!
Yes, the girl all the mad guys want!

There she goes again
With fishnets on, the bald spot in her hair
I broke her heart, she thought I was sedated
She even forced me to see her naked!

Now I'm watching her wrestle
Tryin' to beat a tough guy
Listenin' to crap metal
Mosher-rocker-biker guys
She's trying to grow a moustache
She thinks her ears are made of glass
Oh God, she's got a moped...moped....moped.....

It's like a bad movie
She's trying to sue me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to kill the girl all the mad guys want.

She's the girl all the mad guys want!
She's the girl all the mad guys want!
She's the girl all the mad guys want!
She's the girl all the mad guys want!
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the mad guys want!
She's the girl all the mad guys want!
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the mad guys want!
She's the girl all the mad guys want!