Song Parodies -> "The Prez that Nobody Wants"

Original Song Title:

"Girl all the Bad Guys Want"

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Original Performer:

"The Prez that Nobody Wants"

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The Lyrics

8 o'clock, CNN, and I'm watching
A Texas 'dub-ya' who is a whole lot dumber than me
His name is Georgie, a deserter who may still drink
He just said today his tax plan is the rich man's dream

And when he talks,
All the nations laugh as we all cringe
I wish that he would just leave

'Cause he's watching cartoons
Thinking he's a tough guy
Listening to bad intel
Warmonger in my eyes

Daddy got him in Yale
Denies time in jail
Every venture he has failed
Al's votes lost in the mail
and he fails miserably
Crying 'cause he the Prez that nobody wants

He dodged the draft while his friends breathed Agent Orange
His teenage daughters, full of liquor
They act just like their dad
They might be drunken boozers until they are forty
They'll never care that he's the worst that we'll ever have

And when he talks,
All the nations laugh as we all cringe
I wish that he would just leave

'Cause he's watching cartoons
Thinking he's a tough guy
Listening to bad intel
Warmonger in my eyes

Daddy got him in Yale
Denies time in jail
Every venture he has failed
Al's votes lost in the mail
and he fails miserably
Crying 'cause he the Prez that nobody wants

Why don't he use a toothbrush
Bad breath in the Bush
Drinking like a damn lush
And Laura's got a fat tush

There he goes again with stupid quotes,
and really stupid hair
He spoke his lies
I think they should just impeach
All I want is his neck within my reach

Cokehead killed our soldiers
Tryin' to be a tough guy
Listening to Ol' Powell
Victory in his eyes

He can't work for his cash
He needs a good kick in the ass
Dang he is so stupid

Daddy got him in Yale
Denies time in jail
Every venture he has failed
Al's votes lost in the mail
and he fails miserably
Crying 'cause he the Prez that nobody wants

Floyd's Garage

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GW Bush - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment

Hey I don't drink anymore you bastard! I got into Yale on my GPA and extra cir-ick-u-lar activities. How dare you look at my wife's butt and I'll pray to my Lord Jesus that you find your way to heaven just like I did, by the way of Rev. Robert Tilton. Amen!

neminem - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment

You do realize that, scary as it is, over half the country DOES want him. And at the time of the 2000 election, it was still only slightly under 50%. So I wouldn't say he's the "prez that nobody wants." Still a good parody, though.

AnonymousWeird Girl In The Corner Wearing Mostly Black - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment

Whoa. Really Neminem? My God, thats scary. No one I know wants him. *shudder* Republicans have too much power. What is this world coming to? *sigh* Almost makes me want to move to Europe. That way Bush wouldnt be there, I would actually see snow( I live in South Texas), And I wouldnt have to shave my underarms!!! Too bad Im 13 and too young to go out on my own... Anywayz, awesome parody. -TheAnonymousWeirdInCornerGirlDressedInBlack Or TAWICgDIB (its a SILENT G. lol) ; )

same person - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment

hm. i see i got my own name wrong. damn. too many letters. *writes down on things to do list* Remember name when posting stuff. Muahaha.... no, im not blonde. :P

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