His name is Weiner
Not fat; he's leaner
Everyone tells him, run for Mayor
Tweeted a picture
Of his undies
Though he claims he didn't do it

Now he gets so much attention
Reporters hanging around

That Weiner's embarrassed tonight
He cries when he turns out the light
Didn't think this would be a big fight
Oh, that Weiner
Take a look at that Weiner

That funny Weiner
King of the House
Who followed all the girls on Twitter
He sent one a pic
Of an undie-clad dick
He don't know if it's his or it isn't

And he'll make the ladies gasp
With a keystroke or two

That Weiner's embarrassed tonight
He cries when he turns out the light
Didn't think this would be a big fight
Oh, that Weiner
Take a look at that Weiner
Get a load of that Weiner

Anyone tried asking his wife
How she feels about what is going on
No, this just isn't right
He says he was hacked
By a Breitbart clown
But no one knows for sure
And will he be up for extra innings?
Or is his career sadly ending?
Right now, no one seems to agree
Even Weiner doesn't know, you see

That Weiner's embarrassed tonight
He cries when he turns out the light
Didn't think this would be a big fight
Oh, that Weiner
Take a look at that Weiner
Get a load of that Weiner

That Weiner's embarrassed tonight
He cries when he turns out the light
Didn't think this would be a big fight
Oh, that Weiner
Take a look at that Weiner
Inimitable Weiner