Sarah just hit the wall
she never had it all
loves to play video games
hates cheerleading in tampa bay
says maxims hottest girls
are nothing but a bunch of whores
she beat up one man
knocked him out in the ring

she wants to be an actress
dont want to be a slutty ho
she was wanting to star
on one of Joss Whedon's shows

geek philosophy
is always her eulogy
look at her tomboy life
another desprate housewife

oh she thinks madonna
is girly for her persona
hates my super sweet sixteen
yes those girls on mtv
two boys in high school thought she was always cool
because she hangs with the guys

shes none too
none too
none too lady like
(none too lady like)

she hates hollister
like's clothes from hot topic
chains, no make up, plain white t shirt
never wants to be in a skirt

she wants to form a band
not a big marilyn monroe fan
her bathroom comedy
is better than sarah silverman's

she loves captian kirk
hates Nancy Reagan
and she plays a guitar more meaner than Eddie van Halen
when immorality
becomes her thing
whatever happened two the little girl
(that i used to know)

repeat chorus)

she's not restrained by her morals
shes Jennifer love Hewits alter ego
wilder than Ozzy , shes no actress
please make this stop stop stop
oh oh

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