Song Parodies -> "Chew My Food"

Original Song Title:

"It's My Life"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Chew My Food"

Parody Written by:

Don the Song Man

The Lyrics

Went to the john and was broken hearted
Had to take a dump but I only farted
I gulped my food fast just the other day
Now all I can do is fart
Can't just poop it away

Chew my food
I can't debate it
Or be always constipated
I just want to poop to stay alive
(Chew my food)
My gut is just a storage sewer
Wish someone said
Chew your food sir
I just want to poop to stay alive
(Chew my food)

This is for ones that suffer constipation
For those who can't go and just get flatulation
Tomorrow's getting harder make no mistake
If you don't chew your food
Your system constipates

Chew my food
I can't debate it
Or be always constipated
I just want to poop to stay alive
(Chew my food)
My gut is just a storage sewer
Wish someone said
Chew your food sir
I just want to poop to stay alive
(Chew my food)

Please chew your food don't just gulp it down
Don't gorge, don't binge, baby, don't wolf it down

Chew my food
I can't debate it
Or be always constipated
I just want to poop to stay alive
(Chew my food)
My gut is just a storage sewer
Wish someone said
Chew your food sir
I just want to poop to stay alive
(Chew my food)

Chew my food
I can't debate it
Or be always constipated
I just want to poop to stay alive
(Chew my food)
My gut is just a storage sewer
Wish someone said
Chew your food sir
I just want to poop to stay alive
(Chew my food)

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