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Song Parodies -> "Have It Your Way"
Original Song Title:
"Have A Nice Day"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bon Jovi
Parody Song Title:
"Have It Your Way"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Parody number 150!! And this is partly based on myself.
Have a look at my watch: it is dinner time
I'm hungry for anything that is deep-fried
Walk into a Burger King* and look for food
But nothing on the menu really looks any good
There is always one thing that messes up the taste
Now I'm feeling pissed, it's time to complain!
"Ohh, little git behind the counter
I need some food tonight
What you've got on offer doesn't please me
That just isn't right!"
He removes his finger, from his pimply nose
Points it at a sign, that's decidedly gross
And the sign said "Want more taste?
You can have it your way!"
Have it your way!
Well, I'll have a Whopper with some extra cheese
And could you add pineapple and some beetroot, please?
Also hold the onions 'cause I don't like those
Don't add any pickles 'cause I think they're gross
Man, I could order anything, and it's all free
Could you hurry up, 'cause I'm really hungry!
Ohh, meal-time used to be a hassle
There was nothing I liked
Now, I can change anything I want to
It's gonna change my life!
Waiting for my burger, takin' quite a while
I don't give a shit, because it's sure worth the time!
Since I have quite refined tastes
I can have it my way!
Have it my way!
[solo]
Whooooah!
Ohh, now I fin'lly have my burger
I bet it tastes real nice!
I am gonna savour ev'ry morsel
Though it may take all night
I pick up the burger, take a giant bite
And I'm tastin' onions, those morons can't get it right!
I don't care what their ads say
Still can't "have it my way"!
Want it my way!
Well, I throw my burger at the kid's face
"I said no onions, so I am not happ-ay!"
He says "Say! What a mistake!
I am sorr-ay!
Have a nice day!"
*cue sound of mind exploding*
I'm hungry for anything that is deep-fried
Walk into a Burger King* and look for food
But nothing on the menu really looks any good
There is always one thing that messes up the taste
Now I'm feeling pissed, it's time to complain!
"Ohh, little git behind the counter
I need some food tonight
What you've got on offer doesn't please me
That just isn't right!"
He removes his finger, from his pimply nose
Points it at a sign, that's decidedly gross
And the sign said "Want more taste?
You can have it your way!"
Have it your way!
Well, I'll have a Whopper with some extra cheese
And could you add pineapple and some beetroot, please?
Also hold the onions 'cause I don't like those
Don't add any pickles 'cause I think they're gross
Man, I could order anything, and it's all free
Could you hurry up, 'cause I'm really hungry!
Ohh, meal-time used to be a hassle
There was nothing I liked
Now, I can change anything I want to
It's gonna change my life!
Waiting for my burger, takin' quite a while
I don't give a shit, because it's sure worth the time!
Since I have quite refined tastes
I can have it my way!
Have it my way!
[solo]
Whooooah!
Ohh, now I fin'lly have my burger
I bet it tastes real nice!
I am gonna savour ev'ry morsel
Though it may take all night
I pick up the burger, take a giant bite
And I'm tastin' onions, those morons can't get it right!
I don't care what their ads say
Still can't "have it my way"!
Want it my way!
Well, I throw my burger at the kid's face
"I said no onions, so I am not happ-ay!"
He says "Say! What a mistake!
I am sorr-ay!
Have a nice day!"
*cue sound of mind exploding*
*If one lives in Australia (like myself) then you can easily substitute 'Hungry Jack's' here. And I didn't get my burger replaced. Which sucks.
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I'm a Wendy's fan myself, because everything at Burger King tastes stale to me. I liked the line about the clerk with his finger up his nose, and the obscure hamburger order. (What the hell is beeroot?) Fun stuff Conquerer.
I got lost on pacing here and there, but I liked the unusual burger toppings, and the old but always funny onions punchline.
A bit overweight but still good with A1 steak sauce
(Artistry) Never go to a restaurant where they hire minimum-wage workers. Funny stuff here, and you did it your way.
(Artistry) I'm with Matthias, what the hell is beetroot? Have a Coke and a smile Conq, but don't touch the burgers. You don't know where they've been. :-)
One of the best parodies involving french fries this round! lol, great job.
My favorite of fast food place, good job, and I like the idea
(ABC05H)
COP - You must have gotten that "Ding Fries Are Done" guy to wait on you. And to answer the question about "Beeroot" it is a word that actually comes from "Beefroot". The "F" sound was dropped decades ago. It is actually what is left in the soil after a harvest of ground beef is cut for the season. Some growers actually dig the roots up and market them for those discerning palates like yours. "Fast Food" actually got its "roots" from Jeff Foxworthy as he described the redneck definition of fast food as the act of hitting a deer at 60 MPH with a 1964 Dodge pickup. And yes I've been to BK and I have absolutely HAD it my way. I feel your pain brother. Fine write here.
COP - You must have gotten that "Ding Fries Are Done" guy to wait on you. And to answer the question about "Beeroot" it is a word that actually comes from "Beefroot". The "F" sound was dropped decades ago. It is actually what is left in the soil after a harvest of ground beef is cut for the season. Some growers actually dig the roots up and market them for those discerning palates like yours. "Fast Food" actually got its "roots" from Jeff Foxworthy as he described the redneck definition of fast food as the act of hitting a deer at 60 MPH with a 1964 Dodge pickup. And yes I've been to BK and I have absolutely HAD it my way. I feel your pain brother. Fine write here.
Lord Conq Le Cur, I love 'junk food' though ny diet is now quite in lack of such . . . McDonald's still gets my Vote with their biscuit & round egg .. . . love it . . . Yeah, they call me ~DonaDosHuevos~ as they laugh like heck !
I normally can't stand Burger King so they rarely make it my way. Good parody to a fun OS T-Cop!
Uh, you hate Burger King Matty?????? Well not the case for me. . .but anyhow. . .the pacing, yeah, could be a tad stronger, I still like this one though TCOP, haven't really lost my appetite
Oh yeah, Yick! All of their food has a stale taste to it, like it's been sitting in their deep fryer for like a week and they added a ton of salt and heated it up a bit to try to make it taste better. Gross!
(ABC) only an Aussie would insist on beetroot in his burger bobpie, but you're narrowing ot down when you stick pineapple on it - and being from Adelaide maybe some pea soup would make a nice special sauce - in fact I liked the whole third verse - 555
(ABC) Not bad, not bad, but not great, either. Tasty (or not tasty!) subject, good idea. I had a hard time following it here and there. A good laugh with the third stanza, but only cute, not too funny, overall. $5.44.
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