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Song Parodies -> "Shakespeare Is A Baby"
Original Song Title:
"Shakalaka Baby"
Original Performer:
Bombay Dreams
Parody Song Title:
"Shakespeare Is A Baby"
Parody Written by:
Will Agrudis Glover
The Lyrics
Shakespeare is a baby, Shakespeare is a baby
Shakespeare is a baby, Shakespeare is a baby
Read the script and the damage was done
He wrote a spell that was "Oh, my God!"
Romeo and Juliet are bums
Macbeth sent me off to the land of nod
Lost the rhythm, no sense of rhyme
The plays are long and the scripts grow longer
Why am I reading, wasting my time?
Lose your mind and Shakespeare grows stronger
(Woah-oh-oh-oh)
And I painfully read the words
(Woah-oh-oh-oh)
Shakespeare is obsurred
(Woah-oh)
Simply no denying
That his plays are boring...
Shakespeare is a baby, Shakespeare is a baby
He makes the most boring history
Shakespeare is a baby, Shakespeare is a baby
Why do I have to learn his life story?
Shakespeare is a baby, Shakespeare is a baby
Nothing written down is what it seems
Shakespeare is a baby, Shakespeare is a baby
Let's not read A Midsummer Night's Dream
No no no no no no no no no x4
For a man going out of his mind
He made a flame that keeps on burning
Come on Shakespeare, give me a break
One book from you and the words are boring
(Woah-oh-oh-oh)
Shakespeare is agitating
(Woah-oh-oh-oh)
I need to try and break free
(Woah-oh)
His play are killing me
There he is, the Shakespeare baby...
Shakespeare is a baby, Shakespeare is a baby
He makes most terrible poetry
Shakespeare is a baby, Shakespeare is a baby
Come on, Shakespeare, to be or not to be?
Shakespeare is a baby, Shakespeare is a baby
I just wanna go do something else
Shakespeare is a baby, Shakespeare is a baby
The only one he cares for is himself
No no no no no no no no no x4
Othello and boring melodies
Pray your plays will not last forever
Million words passing by...
Oh oh, oh oh
Shakespeare is a baby, Shakespeare is a baby
Shakespeare is a baby, Shakespeare is a baby
You............
Shakespeare is a baby, Shakespeare is a baby
All in all, I'd rather watch paint dry
Shakespeare is a baby, Shakespeare is a baby
Where's the bit where everybody dies?
Shakespeare is a baby, Shakespeare is a baby
How you died is all I need to know
Shakespeare is a baby, Shakespeare is a baby
Now I've FINISHED!! Come on! Let me go!
Shakespeare is a baby, Shakespeare is a baby
Read the script and the damage was done
He wrote a spell that was "Oh, my God!"
Romeo and Juliet are bums
Macbeth sent me off to the land of nod
Lost the rhythm, no sense of rhyme
The plays are long and the scripts grow longer
Why am I reading, wasting my time?
Lose your mind and Shakespeare grows stronger
(Woah-oh-oh-oh)
And I painfully read the words
(Woah-oh-oh-oh)
Shakespeare is obsurred
(Woah-oh)
Simply no denying
That his plays are boring...
Shakespeare is a baby, Shakespeare is a baby
He makes the most boring history
Shakespeare is a baby, Shakespeare is a baby
Why do I have to learn his life story?
Shakespeare is a baby, Shakespeare is a baby
Nothing written down is what it seems
Shakespeare is a baby, Shakespeare is a baby
Let's not read A Midsummer Night's Dream
No no no no no no no no no x4
For a man going out of his mind
He made a flame that keeps on burning
Come on Shakespeare, give me a break
One book from you and the words are boring
(Woah-oh-oh-oh)
Shakespeare is agitating
(Woah-oh-oh-oh)
I need to try and break free
(Woah-oh)
His play are killing me
There he is, the Shakespeare baby...
Shakespeare is a baby, Shakespeare is a baby
He makes most terrible poetry
Shakespeare is a baby, Shakespeare is a baby
Come on, Shakespeare, to be or not to be?
Shakespeare is a baby, Shakespeare is a baby
I just wanna go do something else
Shakespeare is a baby, Shakespeare is a baby
The only one he cares for is himself
No no no no no no no no no x4
Othello and boring melodies
Pray your plays will not last forever
Million words passing by...
Oh oh, oh oh
Shakespeare is a baby, Shakespeare is a baby
Shakespeare is a baby, Shakespeare is a baby
You............
Shakespeare is a baby, Shakespeare is a baby
All in all, I'd rather watch paint dry
Shakespeare is a baby, Shakespeare is a baby
Where's the bit where everybody dies?
Shakespeare is a baby, Shakespeare is a baby
How you died is all I need to know
Shakespeare is a baby, Shakespeare is a baby
Now I've FINISHED!! Come on! Let me go!
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