Can we pretend that the gas
from my behind
smells like butterscotch
i could really use a tum right now
tum right now, tum right now
Can we pretend that the gas
from my behind
smells like butterscotch
i could really use a tum right now
tum right now, tum right now

Oh!
I could use a laxative a tum or a gas x
to drift back to a better smelling time than this
'cause after all that snackin'
late night burritos,fart waspin'
after all of that twitch and the pinch and the crappin'
and after all of those screams and the all sadness
their comes a time when you can't just on keep gasin'
And when you're starin' at that tums in yo' lap
your hoping that, that gas wont find it's way back
but i guess thats just how the gas goes
you get another case
in church hopin' no one knows
and when your pants unravel at the dance
just praying that the fart makes it out of your pants
so gas x, gas x
your a little to late
strong stench is surely on its way
so dont lock the bathrooms
cause i can't chance
i dont have another set of spare pants
and the gas will be back
by the end of the night

Can we pretend that the gas
from my behind
smells like butterscotch
i could really use a tum right now
tum right now, tum right now
Can we pretend that the gas
from my behind
smells like butterscotch
i could really use a tum right now
tum right now, tum right now

Somebody take me back to the age
before this was a problem, before it was a shame
before it ever mattered what i was fixing to eat
yeah back when i was munchin' on onions and steak
and back when i was snackin' for the fun of it
but nowadays im eating right for the relatives
i guess if we can make our bowel movements
smell like ocean breeze
then maybe just maybe this gas will lose its way
before the gas that we called the air raid
and back when the girls didnt wanna run away
and back before i had to try to cover up my stank
but this for the teenaged, whats up erik k
so can i put an end to this gas
and get back to the days when i didnt need lysol
so here i sit gettin gas again
im hopin' that this gas will lose its way

Can we pretend that the gas
from my behind
smells like butterscotch
i could really use a tum right now
tum right now, tum right now
Can we pretend that the gas
from my behind
smells like butterscotch
i could really use a tum right now
tum right now, tum right now