You can't tell me I'm mortgages
And have me sold
If I'm not I won't defeat you
I rolled 6's, so I'm not there

You can't win Monopoly
No you can't win Monopoly

I might change what has happened
No matter how much property you could own
And while we're on it you know you can't trade me
And I can't trade you (I had to pay you)

No you can't win Monopoly
No you can't win Monopoly

I had a race to run
No jail rolls need to be made fun
No hope of owning property from the bank
Some things might be true and they will never make them pay
Or up or down or out or in
But I can't just win

You can't forget about threes
No matter what the chance says
Community chest somewhere
Trial and error making mess

And you can't win Monopoly
No you can't win Monopoly

I had a race to run
No jail rolls need to be made fun
No hope of owning property from the bank
Some things might be true and they will never make them pay
Or up or down or out or in
But I can't just win

I can't tell if you are listening
And I can't get to make them pay
And I can't see you when you're winning
And I can't own the bankruptcy day
That I can't make someone buy hotels
And I can't tell if it's enough
That I can't win as much to seem to win
And I cannot win Monopoly
Oh you can't win Monopoly

I had a race to run
No jail rolls need to be made fun
No hope of owning property from the bank
Some things might be true and they will never make them pay
Or up or down or out or through or below or above
No you just can't win Monopoly?!?!?!?!?!