[Kirby and (Ribbon) talking]
We gonna drop this next bomb for a money-makin' playa that ain't with us no mo'.
(Yeah, Notorious B.I.G.)
Hell no! We gonna do this fo' a gangbanga thug that never seen it comin'!
(Yeah, Tupac Shakur!)
Nah, way off! We gonna do this fo' friggin' Meta Knight and crap.
(Eh? Meta Knight?)

[beat drops]

Ooh! Rock me Amadeus (x 9)

Back my homies with the copies
Maxi Tomatoes keep my pink butt healthy
Hangin' out with Dedede
Gooey is a dummy
Flip a Nightmare off, B
Games plugged in the TV
Catchin' Z's, woken up!
Dark Matter's the invader
Kickin' ass and takin' names, say "Who's your daddy?" like Darth Vader
Ride there on the air, see what's happenin'
Goes so fast, reach for your crack again
Suck up a flame for it's power
Burn up crap, send the sparks out in a shower
See a Cutter thing, got right up and ate it!
Fought a massive frickin' army, left so I wouldn't go native
So I like to ride Warpstar
I'm that kinda guy
Then a Waddle Dee attacked me
So I did a drive-by!
Then I said I love to
Kiss his mom
Just like "Cops", had no shirt on!

Villains on the loose! Something's goin' down!
Just like "San Andreas", time to shoot up the town!
Copy stuff like a Xerox machine
Pink to please the ladies, if you know what I mean!
Rockin' all of Dream Land like an earthquake
This guy don't stop cuz' he got no brakes!
More meat than a sandwich, just as cool
You ain't fly, pack your bags, time to go to school!

Relax! Don't do it!
When you wanna go to it!
Relax! Don't do it!
When you wanna come!
Relax! Don't do it!
When you wanna go to it!
Relax! Don't do it!
When you wanna come!

Under attack! I'm still lookin' tops!
Just sittin' on my can and wait for their attacks to stop
Touched me like Chii, now the gloves are off!
Hissyfit!
Amazing how I always stay squeaky clean, isn't it?
I like to believe I'm much taller
Man I eat so much, it deserves a holla!
Losers think that I'm gay
When I wear that Fabrege
Just 'cause I suck up stuff
I don't swing the other way!
'Cuz I'm the real deal, like I give a fart!
Do I really need to prove myself by showing off my parts?
Mean you haters should be flyin' flags with rainbows!
Havin' sausage parties
Hookin' up while watchin' Logo!
I'm a superhero 'cuz I always save the world!
Then I get Ribbon because she's my girl
I'm ready for a new sensation like INXS
'Cuz I'm back like trucks from Hess!
Villains on the loose! Something's goin' down!
Just like "San Andreas", time to shoot up the town!
Copy stuff like a Xerox machine
Pink to please the ladies, if you know what I mean!
Rockin' all of Dream Land like an earthquake
This guy don't stop cuz' he got no brakes!
More meat than a sandwich, just as cool
You ain't fly, pack your bags, time to go to school!

Relax! Don't do it!
When you wanna go to it!
Relax! Don't do it!
When you wanna come!
Relax! Don't do it!
When you wanna go to it!
Relax! Don't do it!
When you wanna come!

I'm mighty and I'm flighty when the hour comes
When you wanna come!
I'm mighty and I'm flighty when the hour comes
When you wanna come!
I'm mighty and I'm flighty when the hour comes
When you wanna come!
I'm mighty and I'm flighty when the hour comes
When you wanna come!

[talking, Kirby, {Ribbon} and (Kine)]
(Yo yo yo yo yo! What it is playa posers?)
Awww, crap, here comes Kine. {Hey Kine, what's up?}
(Me you crackas! I'm high on sea salts! Wanna freebase?)
No Kine, drugs are bad!
{Whoops, can't help you, mate.}
(Can't stand the heat...WHOOOOO!!!)

[weird, trippy music sequence, beat drops]

Villains on the loose! Something's goin' down!
Just like "San Andreas", time to shoot up the town!
Copy stuff like a Xerox machine
Pink to please the ladies, if you know what I mean!
Rockin' all of Dream Land like an earthquake
This guy don't stop cuz' he got no brakes!
More meat than a sandwich, just as cool
You ain't fly, pack your bags, time to go to school!

Relax! Don't do it!
When you wanna go to it!
Relax! Don't do it!
When you wanna come!
Relax! Don't do it!
When you wanna go to it!
Relax! Don't do it!
When you wanna come!

Holy Macaroni! (x 8)