"Well now
We call these things rolls
But there are several other very greasy foods
That you and I can get heart attacks from."

(Are you gonna eat that?)

Eat baby
Eat baby
I guess you only live once
And you can gobble
the kind of stuff
that I can only dream about

So dip your fries
in the sauce
and I'll bet it tastes good
your blood is gravy
more than maybe
and youre hogging all the food

You've had enough
of heathy stuff
you want more grease
and people stare
You want chips smothered
want 'em covered
And you'll never eat a pear

When you're walking down the street
all the people that you meet
cant help but stare
'cause your wide and not so long

And when you turn your back
all the people sing
this jiggly little song

Jiggle it
Baby Your Butt Jiggles
More than Purple Jello
So don't even sit down
or you'll smush us all to hell-o

Shake it now

Baby your butt Jiggles
More than all the Jello
So don't even sit down
or you'll smush us all to hell-o

Getting fatter now


Drool
The kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
The bakery had to hide the pastry
only God knows where they stuck it
Lo Carb Diet?
Let me be specific
Youve tried every single one you see
and you just cant get rid
of that huge ass
yeah it's very Jiggly

So if you inhale all the gravy
Wide load, They scream
you bought out Mickey D's
So you don't have to
wait till Wednesday
To get a vanilla McFlurry

So take your wallet I'll give you mine
Lipo time
You'll might even be thin
because it's gonna take
a helluva container
to put that thousand pounds of fat in

Jiggle it

Baby Your Butt Jiggles
More than Purple Jello
So don't even sit down
or you'll smush us all to hell-o

Shake it now

Baby your butt Jiggles
More than all the Jello
So don't even sit down
or you'll smush us all to hell-o

Getting Fatter Now

Repeat Chorus 3x