Song Parodies -> "Worst Date"

Original Song Title:

"First Date"

Original Performer:

"Worst Date"

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The Lyrics

This is a very true description of MY first date. It was at a school dance, and it was miserable. Thank God he ended up falling for one of my friends later (she's welcome.)

At the dance I just can't wait
To get away from my very worst date
Smelly breath, and a sweaty hand
Not to mention the boy just cannot dance
Did you forget to comb your hair?
Were you blind when you decided what to wear?
I'm just scared of what you think
You are disgusting so I really can't eat

Dear God
Just great
Let's just get this over
How 'bout we make
Our next date for NEVER
For NEVER, for NEVER
Let's make a date for NEVER
For NEVER, for NEVER
Let's make a date for NEVER

When you speak, I cringe inside
You're not worthy of a minute of my time
I really wish it was anyone but you
I don't know what I did to befall this doom
Every other girl has your eyes
I want to throw myself off a cliff and die
I dread the thought of our very first kiss
A photo op that I hope my friends all miss

Dear God
Just great
Let's just get this over
How 'bout we make
Our next date for NEVER
For NEVER, for NEVER
Let's make a date for NEVER
For NEVER, for NEVER
Let's make a date for NEVER

Dear God
Just great
Let's just get this over
How 'bout we make
Our next date for NEVER
For NEVER, for NEVER
Let's make a date for NEVER
For NEVER, for NEVER
Let's make a date for NEVER
For NEVER, for NEVER
Let's make a date for NEVER
For NEVER, for NEVER
Let's make a date for NEVER

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