I screwed up with her, it was a Monday night
I never seems to get the feeling right
We started making out, and she took off my underwear
But then I said, "Hey, no way..not right here!"

And that's no excuse for her to get fed up with me
Nobody cares when you're 43
And are still more amused by Barney
What the hell is PBS?
My daddy say I should act normal
What's normal again?
What's normal again?

Then later on, at the uptown place
I IMed my lil' sister, from a cyber cafe
I said I'm doin this thang, yo G!
And your dawg's stealin my cheese
This nation looks down on me

And that's no excuse for that bitch blocked me
Nobody likes you when youre 43
And are still more amused by improper rhymes
What the hell is AOL profile?
My daddy say I should normal
What's normal again?
What's normal again?

And that's no excuse for my girl to dump me
Nobody cares when you're 43
And you still act like you're in kindergarten
What the hell is wrong with me?
My daddy say I should normal
Whats normal again?
Whats normal again?

And that's no excuse for her to break up with me
No one seems take me so amusing
With many years, to just be crazy
Why would you take it so seriously?
I never want to normal
What's normal again?
What's normal again?