Went to the fair on the weekend,
Went inside a tent with my best friend.
Kind of nervous for what I would see.
Saw a girl, and I thought she was a he.

She's all in chains, and her arms are flaying.
Thought it was because I came inside without paying.
She's a freak, and she'll always be there.
Always in chains at the freak show at the fair.

I fell in love with the girl at the freak show.
She was weird, and I'm glad that she had a beird.
There was a guy, and he had only one eye.
She's the strangest chick I've ever seen.
She' makes me feel peachy keen.
I fell in love with the girl at the freak show.

Her owner said she was gonna move to Vegas.
I remember the look the sword swallower gave us.
Seventeen without a purpose of direction.
Boy, her tattoos give me such an erection.

Fell in love with the girl at the freak show.
She was weird and I'm glad that she had a beird.
There was a guy, and he had only one eye.
She's the strangest chick I've ever seen.
She makes me feel peachy keen.
I fell in love with the girl at the freak show.

And if I ever had another chance,
I'd see what's down her pants.
I don't know what is down there.

I don't know if she is a girl or man.
She had a farmers tan?
I guess I'll never understand.

I fell in love with the girl at the freak show.
She was weird, and I'm glad that she had a beird.
There was a guy, and he had only one eye.
She's the strangest chick I've ever seen.
She makes me feel peachy keen.
I fell in love with the girl at the freak show.

The girl at the freak show
The girl at the freak show.