Song Parodies -> "Rosie (Anus)"

Original Song Title:

"Josie"

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Original Performer:

"Rosie (Anus)"

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The Lyrics

I never seem to get a good response when I write parody's about poo, but smeg it

Yeah my back end
A burning hole, makes it so hard to drive
And it gets sore and infected when I've eaten lots of fries
Don't laugh at my poor ring please, don't you know
That eating Mexican style spicy taco's is a no?
Yeah that's a no

And my back end
Tried prep H and anusol
But it's still a bad experience when sitting on the bowl
And it's so bad it fills me with an-ger
Oh I wish there was another, way to poo transfer

And when I feel like giving up, like my ring is gonna blow
I'm a mess at 3am
Apply some more preparation
It's so painful yeah it aches
Please take me away to a better place where
I know defecation, know defecation, know defecation (defecation'll be fine)
I know defecation, know defecation, know defecation (defecation'll be fine)

Yeah my back end
Makes it hell in my abode
And it doesn't seem to help it when I'm bracing and I bulge
Don't laugh at my poor ring please, don't you know
That eating Mexican style spicy taco's is a no?

And when I feel like giving up, like my ring is gonna blow
I'm a mess at 3am
Apply some more preparation
It's so painful yeah it aches
Please take me away to a better place where
I know defecation, know defecation, know defecation (defecation'll be fine)
I know defecation, know defecation, know defecation (defecation'll be fine)
I know defecation, know defecation, know defecation (defecation'll be fine)
I know defecation, know defecation, know defecation (defecation'll be fine)

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Christie Marie M - January 10, 2009 - Report this comment

Wow, very creative use of toilet humor here! It's actually hilarious. Yeah, one of my former teachers had the same problem when I read/sang your parody and went to the hospital for a long time.

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