i'm in boss's bed right now (i'm loving this)
his wife is sucking my toes (i'm loving this)
we got to hurry this up (i'm loving this)
the boss'll be home quite soon (stop rushing this)
enjoying our time in bed (i'm loving this)
loving the boss's beau (i'm loving this)
then he opens the door (i crap myself)
what the hell do i do? (i don't like this)

I got caught this time
in bed with boss's lover
at least he don't know
i'm also doing his mother

obscenities in my ear
i really do no know how
i'm gonna get out of here (i'm needing this)
he's gonna kill me right now (i'm pleading this)
hit my head on the floor (i'm bleeding this)
puts me through a mirror (i'm bleeding this)
this wasn't worth the woe (i'm seeing this)
please let me out of here (i'm needing this)

I got caught this time
in bed with boss's lover
at least he don't know
i'm also doing his mother (x2)

my face was never the same again
despite all the money spent
but i knew it would never be different
i'm standing here alone
on a street with a cigarette
that won't light, it's wet

can not get past
the black mark on my file
and all of that night
i was coughing up bile
i fall in a heap
into a very deep sleep
but all that it means
is i'll wake up and feel like poo

I got caught this time
in bed with boss's lover
at least he don't know
i'm also doing his mother (x5)