All the, sleep things.
Don't have, soft springs.
I'll take, one lift. Your store, gets good drift.
Always, I know.
Water beds, don't have flow.

Chorus
I cannot sleep.
Isn't that sweet.
Can not count sheep.
All through the week.
Na Na Na Na Na Na (Etc.)

Late night, come home.
Mattress sucks, I know.
Come buy a matress from us now.
We don't get buisness any how.

Chorus

I cannot sleep.
Isn't that sweet.
Cannot count sheep.
All through the week.
Keep your bed still.
Don't get a thrill.
I cannot sleep.
Dosn't that reek.
Na Na Na Na Na (Etc.)

(solo)

Chorus

I cannot sleep.
Isn't that sweet.
Cannot count sheep.
All through the week.
Keep your bed still.
Don't get a thrill.
I cannot sleep.
I cannot Sleep.
Doesn't that reek.